Jeffrey Toobin exposes himself on Zoom

[Gord_in_Toronto]

I think you'll find, if you research the matter thoroughly, that the whole "fewer" vs "less" thing is actually a modern affectation; it's not really a traditional practice, nor of course is it a "rule" as there is no authority over the English language who can decide such matters.

If it's good enough for Shakespeare, King James, and Anita Doth then whom is us to argue?

In that case. Do try and keep up.

 

[CaptainHowdy]

Funny, you left Donny Trump oof your list. I wonder why.

Did Donald Trump compare Toobin to Pee Wee? Did Donald Trump jump to Toobin's defense? Was Donald Trump caught tuning the unit on a Zoom conference call? Was he caught choking the chicken in a porno theater?

Why would Donald Trump be on a list alongside Paul Ruebens, Jake Tapper, Jeffrey Toobin, Alan Derschowitz, and Jeffrey Epstein in this context?

 

[Dr. Keith]

How many hands are you typing with?

Now? Two. Promise.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Now? Two. Promise.

Ah, but are they your own, or are they other people's you've acquired and placed on long wands made of silver, so you may type from several feet away? You could also use them when leaning out of windows to slap people's faces, oooh how surprised they would be! You could become a superhero and your catch phrase could be "Do you need a hand?" and then if they say "Yes" you could slap them, from several feet away! If they said "No" you could slap them, from several feet away! It's really a multipurpose, multiuse, magnificently adaptable wonderworld of infinite slapping possibilities. I strongly urge you to consider implementing this wisdom immediately.

 

[Dr. Keith]

Ah, but are they your own, or are they other people's you've acquired and placed on long wands made of silver, so you may type from several feet away? You could also use them when leaning out of windows to slap people's faces, oooh how surprised they would be! You could become a superhero and your catch phrase could be "Do you need a hand?" and then if they say "Yes" you could slap them, from several feet away! If they said "No" you could slap them, from several feet away! It's really a multipurpose, multiuse, magnificently adaptable wonderworld of infinite slapping possibilities. I strongly urge you to consider implementing this wisdom immediately.

As soon as I figure out how you found out about the extra hands, I will put some real thought into this life of service you propose.