Safe-Keeper
My avatar is not a Drumpf hat
So like a young child who just assumes everyone knows everything he knows, so that he can pick up the phone and call someone and say "you get to go with us", even though the people he's calling has no idea he's talking about a trip to the circus?Obviously he saw some report on the ("real"!) news about some sort of boaters that did something that he really liked. No need for context or explanation -- he figures everyone is aware of whatever is in his head and must have seen all his positive news.
With almost any other adult, I would've found that far-fetched. With Trump, it makes perfect sense.
