Therapist says if you're an atheist you should lie to your kids about God.

[sackett]

Alas, Akhenaten

joobz! Next thing you know, pharaoh will return.

But Akhenaten can never return. Have you forgotten? Years ago, DOC announced, more sorrowfully than angrily, that he had "blocked" the pharaoh. Yes, blocked his majesty! Although it was immediately explained to him that he had only blocked himself, DOC disdained to understand the functioning of the iggy button, and loftily refused to acknowledge Akhenaten's existence.

And it worked! Have you seen the pharaoh lately, here or in any other thread? Oh, beware the blockage of DOC!

 

[welshdean]

I remember the blocking fondly. .

 

[The Atheist]

The worst hell of heaven would be eternally knowing that many loved ones are suffering eternal torture in hell.

No worries for me - all my friends & family are headed down under, with me.

Imagine heaven, full of self-righteous fundies and bloody Catholics.

 

[Puppycow]

I think a psychoanalyst is a follower of Sigmund Freud and his theories, whereas a therapist could be something else.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychoanalysis

 

[welshdean]

No worries for me - all my friends & family are headed down under, with me.

Imagine heaven, full of self-righteous fundies and bloody Catholics.

Divided by an unscaleable, soundproof wall, 'cause both groups think they're the only ones there.

 

[sackett]

DOC hath shewn the Way

Divided by an unscaleable, soundproof wall, 'cause both groups think they're the only ones there.

Heck, they just block each other. Prob solved.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Heck, they just block each other. Prob solved.

There is no DOC-blocking in heaven.

Dave

 

[Darat]

Does Turtullian represent the current state of morality in modern theology?

Certainly seems to be in line with some Christians I've read about.

Have to remember that there isn't an official body that tells all.chrisitans what they have to believe. It's quite a pick 'n' mix religion.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Have to remember that there isn't an official body that tells all.chrisitans what they have to believe. It's quite a pick 'n' mix religion.

"That's the great thing about Catholicism. It's so vague and no one really knows what it's about."

- Father Ted

 

[sackett]

What?!?

There is no DOC-blocking in heaven.

Dave

If DOC and I can't cup our ears and go neener neener neener in heaven, then we're not going!

But that's okay, I take Metamucil every day, and you couldn't block me if you tried.

 

[carlitos]

Hah, this one.

Thanks. I hadn't seen this one before. Can anyone tell me what the presumably jewish guy in the lower right has in his hand? And why he seems to be wearing a pith helmet? Or is this another horrible stereotype altogether?

Also - joobz!

 

[joobz]

joobz! Next thing you know, pharaoh will return.

Hi!
FZ told me DOC was back, so I figured I'd reply for old times sake.

DOC's ministry helped me on my path to atheism. He helped demonstrate to me just how bad the evidence is for religion. For that, I'll always be grateful.

 

[carlitos]

I don't believe you unless you can cite the exact posts that DOC "brought in" that made you unbelieve.

 

[Porpoise of Life]

Thanks. I hadn't seen this one before. Can anyone tell me what the presumably jewish guy in the lower right has in his hand? And why he seems to be wearing a pith helmet? Or is this another horrible stereotype altogether?

[qimg]https://i.imgur.com/M5W41rv.jpg[/qimg]

Also - joobz!

An evil 'evolutionist', holding a bone. Looking like a Jewish caricature is just a nice extra dogwhistle. Chick has a lot of big nosed beady eyed stooped over bad guys for some reason.

 

[RecoveringYuppy]

No worries for me - all my friends & family are headed down under, with me.

Some of the venomous critters found in Australia do make for a proper hell don't they?

 

[sackett]

Know what I think? DOC has blocked us all. We're in limbo.

Or in hades, maybe. Like the mouthless shades, we loiter by the farther bank of Lethe, endeavoring forever to remember something we've forgotten.

DOC, if you can read this -- aw what's the use? He's left us here, and will never return. Probably. Most likely. Dare we hope?

I mean, hope that he'll come back. Sorry, Mods.

 

[Foster Zygote]

No worries for me - all my friends & family are headed down under, with me.

Imagine heaven, full of self-righteous fundies and bloody Catholics.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

 

[The Atheist]

Some of the venomous critters found in Australia do make for a proper hell don't they?

The critters are no sweat, but most of the non-desert part of Aussie's has had a very good glimpse of Dantean Infernal Hell lately.

 

[DOC]

Hi!
FZ told me DOC was back, so I figured I'd reply for old times sake.

DOC's ministry helped me on my path to atheism. He helped demonstrate to me just how bad the evidence is for religion. For that, I'll always be grateful.

Sorry this wasn't enough for you:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=9829265#post9829265

Now back to the topic.

 

[carlitos]

LOL. I'd never seen this before:

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