Ask UL: They've never had a problem with their people accepting bribes...at least not for long. Unlike government, they have an incentive to do as good a job as possible.
Again, look at UL.
(Here come the excuses about how UL is somehow "different"...)
No, not at all. But one can hardly cite one such agency and claim that all future similar agencies will perform in the same manner. Grossly small sample.
One also cannot cite the past record of one agency as a reliable indicator of the future performance of an agency which does not yet exist. This is the same as saying that because all previous U.S. presidents have been male, then all future presidents will be male.
Finally, have you any proof that UL has never engaged in any less-than- sterling practices, bnribery in particular?
Ever? Because proving no one at UL has ever taken a bribe, particularly if the bribery was never detected, is impossible, isn't it?
These are basic logical fallacies. I don't think you're trying to compare apples and oranges . . . maybe more like Granny Smiths and Red Delicious. But your arguments don't hold.
And if you'd care to split hairs, I'll go so far as to say "The Jungle" was a fictionalized account . . . of actual practices rampant throughout the meat-packing industry.
http://www.cfsan.fda.gov/~lrd/history2.html:
"Then, in 1906, Upton Sinclair published his socialist novel, THE JUNGLE, aimed, as he later said, at people's hearts but hitting their stomachs instead. His few pages describing filthy conditions in Chicago's packing plants,
widely reported and confirmed by governmental inquiry, cut meat sales in half, angered President Roosevelt, and pushed a meat inspection bill aimed at protecting the domestic market through the Congress."
(emphasis mine)