So all cartographers (and even Geography degree holders, since we all take at least one Cartography course) are in on it! Even me... oh well, I guess I can kiss that monthly payment from the sphericalist conspiracy HQ good-bye now that I've spilled the beans!
Well they seem to be just made of money. I tried to figure out how many people they're paying off and how much money they would have to spend keeping an eye on the edge, but almost immediately it was essentially all the money in the world. This conspiracy is not just the largest employer on Earth, it's bigger than all the others combined. Honestly at this point I'm not sure why
Take a barometer, and climb a mountain. What happens to the air pressure?
It gets paid off and becomes part of the conspiracy?
What I always wonder is when the conspiracy that makes us all believe the earth is round is going to reveal their time machine that allowed them to start the conspiracy in 500BC and keep patrolling the earth ever since.
I want to know what that very first guy was thinking. "Well, Ive determined the shape of the Earth. Hmm. You know what? I'm going to dedicate my life to convincing everyone it's actually a sphere, just for laughs. I'm going to need to start a discwide - no, "global", hah! - conspiracy to trick everyone and make up all sorts of internally consistent science and patrol the edge even though it's unbelieveably massive and... man this is a lot of work for no real payoff. Better get started!"
Does anybody have some thoughts about how to determine if somebody really believes the Earth is flat?
I think about that a lot. There are so many people that are just trolling, and it's such a crazy theory that it's hard to tell even the unsophisticated trolls from the real thing. There's just nothing a troll could say where I would be tipped off because the true believers will say ANYTHING.
I think.
I mean, it's possible I've never encountered a true believer and they're ALL trolls.
But what keeps the sea from flowing away? Liquids have to be kept in a container! All those pictures of the sea must be fake because it must really be under glass.
I wonder why atmospheric pressure falls with altitude? Why climbers need oxygen and water boils at a lower temperature?
The world is accelerating upwards, so the air and water gets squished down in the same way that you get squished back into your seat when the driver suddenly speeds up. The air would flow off the edge, but we're in a dome.
You'd think with all this accelleration (which has been going on for at least 6,000 years if you're a Young Flat Earth Creationist) we would be going some insane speed but whatever is causing it seems to have no intention of slowing. Man, I hope it doesn't abruptly hit the brakes or we'll all slam into the dome.
As to the going east or west when you're on the equator you'll eventually come to an ice wall: I didn't know that, thanks again.
Well... depending on the map, the equator is a circle. So East/West yes, but equator no. Or... should we just say 'rimwards'? Does East or West mean anything on a Flat Earth? Where's the South pole? I really wish they'd make a map they could all agree on, but of course they can't have one that could be tested.
