The All Purpose Hillary Clinton Thread

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Mourning in America

“It wasn’t just Trump who won but the Ku Klux Klan, white nationalists, sexists, racists and buffoons.” -- Screenwriter Aaron Sorkin in an open letter to his daughter

How delusional is this man to think that millions of Trump voters are somehow members of the Klan? Is he smearing roughly half of America as ‘racist’ simply because they see the folly of open borders and unaffordable health care? Are they racist because they want to end the rampant corruption and see jobs brought back to our country? ‘America first’ used to be patriotic. Now one is called racist or a ‘buffoon’ simply for being against globalism.

Mr. Sorkin is emblematic of the celebrity crybabies and protestors who are now pitching crying tantrums over Trump’s election. They are truly out of touch with reality and evidence.

Read more:
https://grrrgraphics.wordpress.com/ (November 11, 2016)

Why are the bed-wetting liberals all headed for Canada, when it's only a two hour drive from Hollywood to Tijuana, Mexico? Don't they like Mexicans?

Besides, Canada doesn't want them and may build their own wall just to keep the crybabies out.
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A senior Donald Trump adviser is calling Hillary Clinton's decision to join a recount effort "incredible" and noting that the president-elect has not ruled out pursuing a criminal investigation into his former Democratic rival.

Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway told CNN's "State of the Nation" that Trump has not ruled out a criminal probe into Clinton's use of a private email server as secretary of state, even though Trump recently indicated he'd rather not do so.

Read more:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-11-27-13-29-53 (November 27, 2016)

Well now, it looks like Jeff Sessions, Trey Gowdy, Jason Chaffetz, and James Comey will all be very busy starting January 20, 2017.

Countdown to Inauguration: 53 days, 19 hours, 14 minutes

 

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The delusional melodrama of Jill Stein

Like a bad actor that insists on one last curtain call after the audience has headed for the exits, the Green Party nominee seems to stubbornly believe in her relevance even after the election demonstrated its non-existence beyond any doubt. Stein's demand for recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania demonstrates arrogance bordering on parody.

The one candidate who might have a decent argument for recounts in places like Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan is Hillary Clinton. (And indeed, Stein's recount demands are surely intended to help Clinton.) So why hasn't the Democrat who sustained a shocking loss in the party's famed "Blue Wall" states pushed for recounts herself?

Clinton spent the last weeks of the election hyperventilating, along with the media, about Trump's refusal to commit to accepting Election Night results. She called it "horrifying" and repeatedly hit Trump's lack of respect for the electoral system. To suddenly demand recounts after those attacks would be a hypocrisy that might be beyond the reach of any politician.

Read more:
http://theweek.com/articles/664407/delusional-melodrama-jill-stein (November 30, 2016)

Jill Stein would have done much better if Bernie Sanders had only endorsed her. But instead, Mr Feel the Bern endorsed the very woman who swindled him out of the nomination -- destined for prison, professional criminal and repeated loser Crooked Hillary Clinton.

Reference: Comically Incorrect Cartoons By A. F. Branco

 

[Belz...]

Jill Stein would have done much better if Bernie Sanders had only endorsed her. But instead, Mr Feel the Bern endorsed the very woman who swindled him out of the nomination -- destined for prison, professional criminal and repeated loser Crooked Hillary Clinton.

Maybe because he's not a sore loser and an idiot, and knows what's best for the party and the American people?

Just suggesting another, just-as-partisan possibility.

 

[tyr_13]

Jill Stein would have done much better if Bernie Sanders had only endorsed her. But instead, Mr Feel the Bern endorsed the very woman who swindled him out of the nomination -- destined for prison, professional criminal and repeated loser Crooked Hillary Clinton.

Reference: Comically Incorrect Cartoons By A. F. Branco

Oh, professional criminal. No, that's much closer to Trump. He's made money committing fraud after all.

The only way Hillary ends up in prison is if the US gets a lot more distopian than predicted and Trump gets away with trumped up charges. In that case, what will you do when they come from the other political opponents to put them in jail? Will you cheer and post moronic comics? When journalists end up dead like in Russia, will you talk about their ugly pantsuits? Will you then finally find the courage to engage in discussion, rather than hiding behind drive-by 'always attack, never defend' comments?

 

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First Returns From Wisconsin's Recount Net Hillary Clinton...One Vote

The first results to emerge suggest the final tally will be rather close to the original one.

Only Menominee County, home to the Menominee Indian Reservation, fully reported its recounted results on the first day. It found 17 extra votes for Stein and 12 for Libertarian Gary Johnson, while removing two votes from Trump and one from Clinton.

When putting all the results together, that means the first day of the recount narrowed the gap between Clinton and Trump by just a single vote.

Read more:
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guyben...-recount-net-hillary-clintonone-vote-n2254080 (December 2, 2016)

Lloyd Christmas: What do you think the chances are?

Mary Swanson: Well Lloyd, that's difficult to say. We really don't...

Lloyd Christmas: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight!

Mary Swanson: Not good.

Lloyd Christmas: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?

Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one out of a million.

Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance. YEAH!



Reference: Antonio F. Branco -- Comically Incorrect Cartoons

 

[Tero]

If you threw out 2 electors from each state, would Hillary have won? I'm thinking this because of what I brought up in a different forum:

What laws control the setup of the Electoral College? We already have a Senate where rural states get extra seats, the two senators, compared to populated states. Why should there be two electors due to 2 Senators? As long as each state is given at least 1 elector, no matter what population, the state is represented.

 

[Foolmewunz]

If you threw out 2 electors from each state, would Hillary have won? I'm thinking this because of what I brought up in a different forum:

What laws control the setup of the Electoral College? We already have a Senate where rural states get extra seats, the two senators, compared to populated states. Why should there be two electors due to 2 Senators? As long as each state is given at least 1 elector, no matter what population, the state is represented.

No effect on the results. Hillary would go down by 40 (20 states) and Trump would go down by 60. He'd still have enough to make 220 - which would be victory at only 438 count.

 

[Tero]

OK

 

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Clinton flack Palmieri doubles down on her sore loser idiocy

Last week, pathetic Clinton flack Jennifer Palmieri proved they learned nothing from Hillary Clinton’s loss and Donald Trump’s win. In a tearful snarl-fest aimed at Kellyanne Conway, Palmieri said that Conway ran a campaign that gave “white supremacists a platform.”

Well, today Palmieri continued being Sore Losery McLoser Pants with an op-ed in the Washington Post:

I could have let it go last week when Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s campaign manager, challenged me to look her in the eye and say she ran a campaign that gave white supremacists a platform.

“It did. Kellyanne, it did,” I told her. It’s just a fact.​

Read more:
http://twitchy.com/loriz-3139/2016/...lmieri-doubles-down-on-her-sore-loser-idiocy/ (December 8, 2016)

Nope, it had nothing to do with white supremacy.

It was the toxic combination of Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Julian Assange, James Comey, et al -- but primarily it was her near flawless impersonation of Nurse Ratched: two-time loser Crooked Hillary Clinton herself.

"It's just a fact."

 

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Hillary to celebrate dismal failure with ritzy party for rich donors — paid for by campaign funds

Hillary’s throwing a party for her biggest contributors tomorrow to toast to her squandering their money. What wasn’t known until now, I believe, was that that party will itself be paid for with, um, their squandered money. For all the heat Jill Stein has taken for fleecing dumb liberals to pay for a doomed recount, Hillary was and apparently will remain the master at getting Democrats to chip in for hapless political vanity projects.

Imagine being one of the invitees to tomorrow’s party and realizing that whatever was left over from your donation will be put towards paying for a big soiree at which Hillary herself will thank you for having stupidly trusted her. Gonna be a lot of forced smiles at the Plaza.

At least she’s leaving politics the way she lived it, kibitzing in Manhattan with bankers who paid top dollar to be in her presence.

Read more:
http://hotair.com/archives/2016/12/...y-for-rich-donors-paid-for-by-campaign-funds/ (December 14, 2016)

Now there's a party I would love to attend, Crooked Hillary celebrating her own loss with the very people she duped. It will be interesting to see if Mr and Mrs Weiner got an invite.

 

[theprestige]

Now there's a party I would love to attend, Crooked Hillary celebrating her own loss with the very people she duped. It will be interesting to see if Mr and Mrs Weiner got an invite.

I actually don't have a problem with this. I'm sure the donors already know it's their money. The campaign has to do something with it, and a goodbye party doesn't seem like such a bad idea to me.

It will be interesting to see whether Huma gets invited.

 

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Clinton’s holiday party like ‘a wake with a band’

A “dejected, defeated and glum looking” Hillary Clinton showed up Thursday night at the Plaza Hotel in New York City for an event with top-tier donors.

And, yes, despite recent rumors of discord, Hillary’s longtime right-hand woman Huma Abedin was also on hand for a little healing.

A Hillary Clinton backer told the New York Post the event effectively put the final nail in the coffin of the now-former candidate’s presidential aspirations.

Read more:
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/12/17/clintons-holiday-party-like-wake-band-according-guest-424878 (December 17, 2016)

No mention of Anthony Weiner (aka Carlos Danger) attending the tear-filled pity party -- talk about ungrateful, Weiner should have been the guest of honor.

As Michelle Obama once quipped, "for the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country because it feels like hope is finally making a comeback.”

Well Michelle, unlike you I have always been proud of my country -- especially now that you, Lame Duck and Crooked Hillary have been tossed into the dustbin of history; a defeated group of washed-up has-beens.

 

[Silly Green Monkey]

What is a flack?

 

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‘Pantsuit Nation’ Facebook Group Gets Lucrative Book Deal

Hillary Clinton’s voters have spent a great deal of time over the last few weeks whining, complaining and, generally, being insufferable, despondent burdens on the social media population. And thanks to Flatiron Publishing, it now seems that they’ll be able to make a career out of their woeful Facebook banter.

“Pantsuit Nation,” a Facebook “community” of women who came together in support of Hillary Clinton, inked a book deal this week and will publish a compendium of their musings, due out in stores just in time for Mother’s Day.

Libby Chamberlain said her goal in starting the group was to “reclaim the pantsuit” from what she seems to believe is an Internet full of raging sexists who simply didn’t like Hillary Clinton because she was a woman.

Read more:
http://heatst.com/politics/clinton-...tion-facebook-group-gets-lucrative-book-deal/ (December 20, 2016)

"A book of YOU. A book BY YOU. A permanent, beautiful, holdable, snuggle-in-bed-able, dogear-able, shareable, tearstainable book. Your voices. Your stories. Our community. Our project. Our message of hope and change." -- Libby Chamberlain, Pantsuit Nation founder.

Huffington Post writer, Harry Lewis, proclaimed the group “has devolved into a space where white people can claim to fight for the survival of the sisterhood."

The Daily Beast's Erin Gloria Ryan called the Pantsuit Nation book deal “the perfect BS faux feminist capstone on a BS year characterized by the failure of popular feminism.”

The 'Pantsuit Nation' book will be out in May and is retailing for $17.99 at Barnes & Noble.

Hopefully, Michael Moore will buy the movie rights.

 

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"Hillary is running out of time for a pardon from President Barack Obama. Watch the time tick down."

Live countdown clock:

17 hours and 25 minutes

 

[Bob001]

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Well Michelle, unlike you I have always been proud of my country -- especially now that you, Lame Duck and Crooked Hillary have been tossed into the dustbin of history; a defeated group of washed-up has-beens.

Hold on to that attitude when Trump sells you out to V. Putin.

 

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House Oversight chairman promises to keep investigating Hillary Clinton

Rep. Jason Chaffetz promised that just because he shook Hillary Clinton's hand at President Donald Trump's inauguration doesn't mean he'll abandon his investigation of her.

In an Instagram post on Friday, the House Oversight Committee chairman said he was "pleased" Clinton wasn't elected and vowed to pursue his investigation into her use of a private email server while serving as secretary of state.

"The investigation continues," he wrote.

Read more:
http://www.businessinsider.com/jaso...ary-clinton-investigation-inauguration-2017-1 (January 20, 2017)

Pleased Hillary lost? Talk about an understatement. Delighted, thrilled and ecstatic.

Better still, Obama threw her under the bus -- no pardon. And now that Loretta "tarmac" Lynch can no longer run interference, Crooked Hillary's all alone and out on a limb.

But it's not all bad news, Bill will get to revisit his bachelor days once they cart her off to prison.

 

[mgidm86]

I almost think her sitting through that inauguration on worldwide TV was enough punishment. But I'm in a good mood today, so I dunno. She had an almost murderous look on her face in some shots...if I were Bill - man things ain't gonna be good back at home.

Imagine the humiliation - watching Trump of all people take the crown. I have to admit I enjoyed watching that, and I almost felt bad for her a few times.

I hope Trump just moves on. Not because I don't want her to get whatever she may deserve, but because we all need to move on and smooth this out a little.

ETA:
I don't think Bill ever lost his 'bachelor days'

 

[NoahFence]

Pleased Hillary lost? Talk about an understatement. Delighted, thrilled and ecstatic.

Better still, Obama threw her under the bus -- no pardon. And now that Loretta "tarmac" Lynch can no longer run interference, Crooked Hillary's all alone and out on a limb.

But it's not all bad news, Bill will get to revisit his bachelor days once they cart her off to prison.

She doesn't get a pardon because she didn't do anything wrong.

Except be born a woman, right?