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Trump's Cabinet -- Serious Speculation

Tony Stark said:
He already suggested appointing Ivanka. He might actually try it not knowing it is illegal and persist even after being told that it is.
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He'll just legally separate from her, declaring her not to be his daughter - it's pretty much like a divorce, right? And he has plenty of experience with that.
And on the plus side, he then gets to date her.
 
Sec. State - Newt
Defense - Christie
AG/Justice - Giuliani
Homeland Sec. - Sessions
Interior - Palin
Treasury - Ryan
Commerce - Manafort
Secretary of Making it Look Like I Have A Black Friend - Carson
Health and Human Services - Dr. Oz
Housing and Urban Development - cancelled, those losers voted against me
Labor - you're kidding, right? Get back to work.
Energy - Cap'n Joe Hazelwood
Transportation - Bringing back British meaning - Joe Arpaio
Education - Jenny McCarthy
Veterans Affairs - Jerome Corsi





Chairman of the Fed - Alex Jones
Surgeon General - Dr. Harold Bernstein - a.k.a. "signed, Epstein's mother"
Pres. Press Secretary - John Barron
 
ddt said:
Nobody suggested yet Sheriff Joe Arpaio? Yes, I'm being serious.
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cross-posted. typing while you were posting.


Seriously.... I could see him putting Sheriff Joe in Homeland Security. If this was Bush/Cheney, what they'd do is give V.A. to McCain after getting the agreement from the Governor to appoint Arpaio to McCain's seat.
 
Foolmewunz said:
Sec. State - Newt
Defense - Christie
AG/Justice - Giuliani
Homeland Sec. - Sessions
Interior - Palin
Treasury - Ryan
Commerce - Manafort
Secretary of Making it Look Like I Have A Black Friend - Carson
Health and Human Services - Dr. Oz
Housing and Urban Development - cancelled, those losers voted against me
Labor - you're kidding, right? Get back to work.
Energy - Cap'n Joe Hazelwood
Transportation - Bringing back British meaning - Joe Arpaio
Education - Jenny McCarthy
Veterans Affairs - Jerome Corsi





Chairman of the Fed - Alex Jones
Surgeon General - Dr. Harold Bernstein - a.k.a. "signed, Epstein's mother"
Pres. Press Secretary - John Barron
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I am wondering whether Andrew Wakefield might not be a better pick for the Health and Human Services Department... :rolleyes:
 
I have to hope he'd make the same mistake as Obama and strip the Senate of senior members of his party.

I could actually see the possibility of him appointing Arpaio to CBP (Customs & Border Protection).

Many of the R's would like to see Education, HUD, HHS, Labor and uh "what's the other one? I forget" all go away. Maybe The Donald can appoint Rick Perry Secretary of making that happen.
 
Foolmewunz said:
Sec. State - Newt
Defense - Christie
AG/Justice - Giuliani
Homeland Sec. - Sessions
Interior - Palin
Treasury - Ryan
Commerce - Manafort
Secretary of Making it Look Like I Have A Black Friend - Carson
Health and Human Services - Dr. Oz
Housing and Urban Development - cancelled, those losers voted against me
Labor - you're kidding, right? Get back to work.
Energy - Cap'n Joe Hazelwood
Transportation - Bringing back British meaning - Joe Arpaio
Education - Jenny McCarthy
Veterans Affairs - Jerome Corsi





Chairman of the Fed - Alex Jones
Surgeon General - Dr. Harold Bernstein - a.k.a. "signed, Epstein's mother"
Pres. Press Secretary - John Barron
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Why do you hate Paul Ryan and want to put him in an asylum?
 
Foolmewunz said:
Sec. State - Newt
Defense - Christie
AG/Justice - Giuliani
Homeland Sec. - Sessions
Interior - Palin
Treasury - Ryan
Commerce - Manafort
Secretary of Making it Look Like I Have A Black Friend - Carson
Health and Human Services - Dr. Oz
Housing and Urban Development - cancelled, those losers voted against me
Labor - you're kidding, right? Get back to work.
Energy - Cap'n Joe Hazelwood
Transportation - Bringing back British meaning - Joe Arpaio
Education - Jenny McCarthy
Veterans Affairs - Jerome Corsi

Chairman of the Fed - Alex Jones
Surgeon General - Dr. Harold Bernstein - a.k.a. "signed, Epstein's mother"
Pres. Press Secretary - John Barron
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I was going to criticize you of posting such a joke list in a thread of Serious Speculation, but it is hard to think of who else it would be.

Trump supporters here, namely sunmaster14 IIRC, have assured me that he will surround himself with the best people and will be housed by the press to make rational choices. I wish one of them would contribute a rebuttal to your list. And not just moving Carson up to HHS.
 
For me it is telling that no conservatives weighted in here, at least at moment of writing this post. It is almost like there is no chance that insane fascist clown will "surround himself with the best people". :rolleyes:
 
Trebuchet said:
Many of the R's would like to see Education, HUD, HHS, Labor and uh "what's the other one? I forget" all go away. Maybe The Donald can appoint Rick Perry Secretary of making that happen.
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While not an actual Cabinet position, the Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency is accorded Cabinet rank and sits with the Cabinet Secretaries, and there's been talk off-and-on since the 1980s of making it an actual Cabinet position.
I can see an attempt to make that go away, with all of those oppressive, job-killing, industry-crippling, Chicken Little regulations.
 
His cabinet will be made up of his agenda driven supporters who have deluded themselves into thinking they can control a demagogue. Most of them should already know that history is unkind to those with such a plan.
 
FBI Director Comey for Sec of State or Homeland Security

Or maybe Attorney General
 
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