Palin Family Involved in Drunken Brawl

[ZiprHead]

Palin Family Involved in Drunken Brawl

How these people ever got out of the trailer park I'll never know.

Then she lies about it.:

But one person who claimed to be a witness commented on the post that Sarah’s traveling claim was a load of moose manure.

“Interesting . . . pretty sure you were not traveling and you and family were on the Southside causing chaos. Saw it happen. Don’t fib.”

 

[12AX7]

Once again I'd like to thank John McCain for introducing the Sarah Palin Phenomenon™® to America.

 

[Spindrift]

love this part:

According to Alaska political blogger Amanda Coyne, who also reported on the fracas, Sarah Palin yelled at one point, “Don’t you know who I am?”
One partygoer responded, “This isn’t some damned hillbilly reality show!

 

[Unabogie]

There's a witness. He talked with GMA and was subsequently fired from his job.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/art...en_Brawl_-_Witness_Then_Fired_From_Job#rss-sm

WTF?

 

[Unabogie]

By the way, since being intoxicated and participating in violence gets you branded a "thug", could someone please point out all the places people are calling Bristol, Track, Trip, and Zip "thugs"?

Kthx.

 

[hgc]

How is it Willow's not pregnant yet. Ain't she over 13?

 

[maxpower1227]

Thanks McCain!

 

[Tiktaalik]

...Bristol Track Trip and Zip...

Sounds like a designer extra-long hoodie.

 

[jj]

You know, based on my mom's family reunions, I've no reason to point fingers here.

 

[Cleon]

This story just keeps getting funnier every time I read it.

 

[12AX7]

And just think, had McCain won, this is the person who was a heartbeat away from access to nuclear launch codes.

 

[Monketi Ghost]

Sounds like a designer extra-long hoodie.

*spluttering*

Bwaahahaha!!!!

 

[Upchurch]

So, now we know why the anti-Palin effort was so desperate.

 

[sunmaster14]

Even if all the gossip is true, how is this Saran Palin's fault? Also, you have 100 people at a quadruple birthday party, and nobody has uploaded any relevant pictures or video? Call me a skeptic.

 

[Mike!]

I was thinking there should be pictures too.
Tons of them.
I'm sure they are forthcoming shortly.

 

[daredelvis]

So, now we know why the anti-Palin effort was so desperate.

A good one.

But nobody is talking about how Palin flailed. She nailed it like Kerry Strug. Palin must now be considered the future of the Republican Party.

***snort*** You have to hand it to Brainster, his words were extremely prophetic.

Daredelvis

 

[casebro]

Even if all the gossip is true, how is this Saran Palin's fault? Also, you have 100 people at a quadruple birthday party, and nobody has uploaded any relevant pictures or video? Call me a skeptic.

Yup, I'm thinking whether the word brawl means the same to him as it does to me. Just how many punches were thrown by Palins? Or how many Palins got punched? Or even had somebody try to wrestle a gun away?

 

[Giz]

How is it Willow's not pregnant yet. Ain't she over 13?

Ah, jokes about politicians 13 year old daughters. Stay classy.

 

[Spindrift]

Even if all the gossip is true, how is this Saran Palin's fault? Also, you have 100 people at a quadruple birthday party, and nobody has uploaded any relevant pictures or video? Call me a skeptic.

It's her fault because she wasn't supposed to bring her kids to the party.

No pics or it didn't happen? Do you work for the NFL?

When the pics show up, and they will, I will be interested in what you have to say then.

 

[theprestige]

No pics or it didn't happen? Do you work for the NFL?

Maybe he just follows xkcd.

Talk is cheap. "Pics or it didn't happen" is a reasonable standard of evidence for the modern age.

I'm not sure what "no pics or it didn't happen" is supposed to mean, but it sounds like a pretty dumb way to asses the veracity of claims.