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Would You Hire This Man?

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kurious_kathy

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I just got this e-mail the other day and it is quite alarming. Read this and please tell me what you think,would you hire and put your trust in this man??


Would you hire this man?

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Before I even read this, let me make some guesses based on the title and the poster:

This is going to set up an imaginary scenario wherein I am in charge of hiring for some company, either I own my own, or am HR director for some huge firm.

It will then list several characteristics of a candidate for a position, all of which will make said candidate out to be a horrible human being who I would have to be bonkers to hire.

The punchline will be that all these characteristics are of Barack Obama.

Now, hold on, while I read it...

Well, it never named him, but, damn, I'm good.
 
Yeah, I'd hire him.

ETA: I'd also fire my private investigator.
 
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Yes.
Fire your "detective" since he lied to you. Actually YOU deserve to be fired as well for improper fact checking.
 
Would your impression of this candidate be changed if you knew he had fathered two black babies and boasted about it in public? :scared:
 
I think the detective was John McCain, but I digress.

I'd make him CEO of the "company".
 
Was the "detective" who made this report this guy:?

Sure sounds like it.

And BTW this crap was posted in the wrong section.
Kathy is sort of amusing. Her posting history shows she is a Fundy Christian come to show us the errors of our ways.
 
and please tell me what you think,would you hire and put your trust in this man??
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Hire, yeah and I will do that on Nov 4th.
Trust...as much as I trust any politician, which is to say not much.
But this guy is the better of the two choices IMHO.
 
kurious_kathy said:
I just got this e-mail the other day and it is quite alarming. Read this and please tell me what you think,would you hire and put your trust in this man??

Would you hire this man?

You immediately call the private detective agency you have used for years ...
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According to the assumptions of the problem statement, I use a private detective agency that only an idiot would use.

Therefore, I am an idiot.

Therefore, I decide whether or not to hire this candidate in an idiotic fashion. I make a decision only an idiot would make -- I ask a fundamentalist Christian for advice.

What do you think I should do, kathy?
 
It depends... I tend to skip straight to the "Hobbies and Interests" bit.

If he likes Blackadder, he's in.
 
I bet you get emails saying Obama is the anti-christ and start praying for your soul too. OMG, it's The Omen 2008!!!
 
kurious_kathy said:
I just got this e-mail the other day and it is quite alarming. Read this and please tell me what you think,would you hire and put your trust in this man??

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Why do you make Jesus cry?
 
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Kathy, are you familiar with the term "bearing false witness" and the penalties for it?
 
Thanks for the laugh Kathy. It's been a while since I read one of your threads. I still wonder about you. You are either a true religious nut case, whose mission is to "save" us poor lost souls; or you really are not as crazy as you seem, and are just here to have some fun.

I am the Human Resources Director for one of the larger companies in our area. Just yesterday, I did my part and hopefully, Obama will be hired.
 
Actually on the second day of the Emails in the OP I would be on the phone to the head of Information Services, yelling at him for a lousy Anti Spam program.
 
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Guess Who?
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I know! I know!

Is it a man made out of straw designed to take advantage of the ignorance of conservative voters to look like the scariest version of Barack Obama they can imagine? The purpose of which is to scare the ignorant masses from voting out of fear rather than out of reason?

Am I right?
 
I'm pretty sure it would be illegal to dismiss a candidate based on any of that alleged information. The hypothetical human resources director is not only unethical, he is a criminal. I consider the candidate lucky to have been spared a position at such a hideously immoral company.
 
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