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Why is homosexuality wrong?

Macoy said:
So without breaching any rules, we can safely describe this person/abomination xenon ii diot as an out-and-out racist charged up with delusional religious bigotry? Or is that just a start?
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right, we just have to watch out for ad hominems, though perhaps that doesn't apply here.

I wasted an ad hominem,
For which I'm truly sorry.
It only works against a man:
I misidentified my quarry.
 
As the daughter of a mixed race man (black and asian) who married a white woman and had me and my sister...

...who wears pants...

...who studies mathematics...

...who enjoys sex with men and women...

...and does not subscribe to any particular religion...

...do I get my very own special circle of hell for being several kinds of abominations over?

And more importantly, will there be cake?

If there's no cake, I'll totally become one race or another, not-enjoy sex with only men (as a good Christian woman would), only take care of my house and home, and sing glory to whichever deity will deny my cake. Promise...
 
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LA, I'll make you a cake if I can be in your special circle of hell with you.
 
I'm blonde, blue-eyed and totally white. I feel left out. Can someone suggest me a sin so I can go to XenonII's hell too? I'd hate to go to his idea of heaven...
 
LostAngeles said:
Really?

Screw repenting then! I'm going to go out and sin really hard by being mixed race!
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Hey! I am a pants-wearing, mixed-race female as well. Is there enough cake for two?



(I think I made a similar post earlier in this thread, but I will be damned if I go back through to find it. Instead of hell or cake, I think I ended up in a shower with a bunch of other women. This thread has been weird.)
 
Ian Osborne said:
I'm blonde, blue-eyed and totally white. I feel left out. Can someone suggest me a sin so I can go to XenonII's hell too? I'd hate to go to his idea of heaven...
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Did you ever dress up as a woman for Halloween? Watch Rocky Horror? Been friendly with a man? Score higher than a 0 on the Kinsey Scale? Do housework? Cook? Care for children?
 
Hokulele said:
Hey! I am a pants-wearing, mixed-race female as well. Is there enough cake for two?



(I think I made a similar post earlier in this thread, but I will be damned if I go back through to find it. Instead of hell or cake, I think I ended up in a shower with a bunch of other women. This thread has been weird.)
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I'm sure hcmom can make enough cake for all of us!

(I saw the beginning, dropped out, and came back because I heard I was abomin-tastic. I'm all for group lesbian showers, though. The cake is a Portal reference which is totally a lesbian game)
 
Ian Osborne said:
I'm blonde, blue-eyed and totally white. I feel left out. Can someone suggest me a sin so I can go to XenonII's hell too? I'd hate to go to his idea of heaven...
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You could make the arbitrary decision to be gay; as has been made clear by XenonII, being gay is strictly a matter of choice. Maybe Satan could help tempt you by making you fancy other males. I know lots of guys claim not to experience same-sex attraction, but they most likely have not been selected by Satan for that particular temptation. I'm sure it has nothing to do with being straight, because anybody can turn gay in a microsecond if they let down their guard for a moment. Ask XenonII if you don't believe me.

Or you could marry a person of a different race. That really annoys XenonII, so it must be a mortal sin.

Or maybe you'd enjoy a meal of lobster, oh wait that one was rescinded I think because Fundamentalists like seafood.

Maybe you'd enjoy wearing some clothing made of a blend of wool and linen. I think that is still an abomination, at least according to some Orthodox Jews. Check Leviticus 19:19.

Oh wait, here is one that is really easy, just have the hair on the sides of your head trimmed, that is sure to throw the Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy into a real hissy fit. I hear that both Sodom and Gomorra were known for very fashionable boutiques and hair salons.

Leviticus 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. (king jimmy version)

Leviticus 19:27 'You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard. (NAS)

Leviticus 19:27 Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard. (NIV)

Leviticus 19:27 You shall not round off the side-growth on your head, or destroy the side-growth of your beard. (New Living)
source: http://tinyurl.com/287b9c
 
XenonII said:
I haven't stated that pants wearing women are worthy of death and I haven't told those of mixed race that they are abominations. An abomination is a behavior not a person and like a child born illegitmately, a mixed race person is not responsible for the sinful lifestyle choices of their parents. I don't want anyone dead, I want those that are living in sin to repent so they may be saved, receiving from the Creator the awesome gift of eternal life. Everyone has the opportunity to repent of their sins and be saved no matter who they are including the homosexual and it is out of love not hate that I preach this message.
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First so-called sin is only exists in the human brain and only in some brains. And it is a so-called abomination to have someone telling anyone who they can marry and/or cannot marry because of being from a so-called different race, there is only one race and that is the human-race. Also which so-called god are you talking about, yours, your neighbors, the person down the street, who’s. Eternal like, proof please, and please don’t point to some book written by humans (and only men at that). There is no sin, only that which is in your brain, and a limited brain is seems to be.

Paul

:) :) :)
 
articulett said:
Check with the Mormons, they get to be Gods of their own planet after death.
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I wonder if they still have to wear the magic underwear once they are installed as righteous emperor on their own planet?

I mean, here on Earth Xenu requires they wear the underwear to protect them from homosexual cooties and engrams. Oh wait, I'm mixing my cults again.
 
When I were a wee gay lad in Catholic school I used to ponder that minimalist garment he wore on the cross. When I say ponder I'm trying to avoid provoking a moderator action. Ponder is not exactly what I did. Use your imagination, I did. Woof.
 
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