DoubtingStephen
Queer Propagandist
- Joined
- Dec 6, 2005
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Can you at least upgrade the recruitment prize to something more modern and techno than a toaster oven?
I'd like an iPod, myself.
We'll have an announcement next month about a new program with iPod Shuffles for recruiting 3 or more pre-teens. The kids must be blue eyed, blonde haired, and have at least one TV Evangelist or Republican legislator in their extended family. Red states are preferred.
We'll also have a very exciting offer for bulk recruitments. The new, highly coveted iPod Touch will be offered for anyone that can recruit an entire class of innocent children from a Fundamentalist-run Christian pre-school.
We're constantly improving and upgrading our recruitment programs in our continuing efforts to force Fundamentalists everywhere to accept, endorse, and promote the Homosexual Lifestyle Choice.


