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Why is homosexuality wrong?

LostAngeles said:
As the daughter of a mixed race man (black and asian) who married a white woman and had me and my sister...

...who wears pants...

...who studies mathematics...

...who enjoys sex with men and women...

...and does not subscribe to any particular religion...

...do I get my very own special circle of hell for being several kinds of abominations over?

And more importantly, will there be cake?

If there's no cake, I'll totally become one race or another, not-enjoy sex with only men (as a good Christian woman would), only take care of my house and home, and sing glory to whichever deity will deny my cake. Promise...
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The cake is a lie!
 
Foster Zygote said:
I once met someone who insisted that Jesus had short hair, was clean shaved, and wore trousers.
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If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me! I think illegal immigrants should be required to speak English in church out of respect for God.
 
I'm late to the party, but I'd like to join. I'm a blonde haired, green eyed Jew (means I must be mixed race, either that or I'm the second coming), and I'm dating a Chinese girl.

Can I join LA in her own circle of hell?
 
Lonewulf said:
So... by this, I'm assuming you actually do have a sexual desire for the same sex? This either makes you bisexual or homosexual.

Meanwhile, I'm straight (more or less), and can find only females desirable in a sexual way.

Dude... you really need to stop repressing yourself. You're just hurting yourself. Homosexuals aren't parading around their "sinful" nature because they love "sinning" (You be surprised by this, but not everyone thinks like you or believes what you do), but because they're free of the very repression you're forcing on yourself. They're actually happy with their lives, and if they weren't, then why the hell are they throwing pride parades? They're not throwing "gay sad parades".

You're really just hurting yourself by denying what you really are, and hiding behind a book because you feel it'll make you feel better about yourself. It won't.
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No homo.
 
wollery said:
I'm late to the party, but I'd like to join. I'm a blonde haired, green eyed Jew (means I must be mixed race, either that or I'm the second coming), and I'm dating a Chinese girl.

Can I join LA in her own circle of hell?
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It's getting crowded. We may have to start restricting immigration.

Please sir, I want to join the few.

I'm sorry, there are far too many!

(Beyond the Fringe)
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XenonII said:
No homo.
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I'm not sure what you're saying here. If you're suggesting I'm a homosexual, then sorry to disappoint, but I don't swing that way. If you're saying that you're not a homosexual, then I'm sorry, but if you do honestly find people of the same sex attractive, then you're either partly bisexual or you're homosexual, per definition of words.

I'm sorry, but that's the way it is. You can't change that.

So are you going to embrace your homo/bisexuality like a man, or are you going to go Ted Haggard? ;)
 
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Foster Zygote said:
I once met someone who insisted that Jesus had short hair, was clean shaved, and wore trousers.
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In Africa, Jesus is black. In Europe and America, he's a pale-face that doesn't look middle eastern at all.

Makes you think.
 
XenonII said:
No homo.
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Does this fairly terse answer leave on the table the possibility that you might be attracted to both males and females?

It's OK if you are, there are lots of successful bisexuals in highly respected positions, even one representing the state of Idaho in the US Senate.

You should consider coming out as a bisexual and just accepting yourself the way that you are. I think you might find you'd spend a lot less time condemning total strangers for reasons that you actually fear in yourself.

Really, relax a little. Flirt with an attractive guy. You might just start giggling from the sense of freedom and relief you'd feel.

You don't have to constantly condemn and harass gay people if you admit that you too are a Friend of Dorothy. Think about it.
 
wollery said:
I'm late to the party, but I'd like to join. I'm a blonde haired, green eyed Jew (means I must be mixed race, either that or I'm the second coming), and I'm dating a Chinese girl.

Can I join LA in her own circle of hell?
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Yes! Everyone is welcome to the party!

Party in XenonII Hell!
 
DoubtingStephen said:
If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me! I think illegal immigrants should be required to speak English in church out of respect for God.
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LEGAL immigrants should be required to speak English because it is America's national language. It should be one of the conditions for allowing them to settle here. Otherwise how are they gonna function successfully in society if they can't even speak the lingo? We certainly don't need any more freeloaders claiming welfare!

Illegal immigrants are another kettle of fish entirely. They should be sent back to where they came from without undue delay. Their presence in the United States cannot and must not be tolerated and its criminal more isn't done to enforce the law. These parasites have no respect for the law or the United States and they steal American's jobs. Seeing as they are not citizens (and dont deserve to be either), they do not have any rights, including the right to be here. They are criminals, they must go back to where they came from and every effort should be made to make sure they don't return. Build that fence!
 
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XenonII said:
Hell is what the homosexuals are trying to create on earth
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Darn, we were hoping that nobody would notice. But hey, since the cat is out of the bag anyway, what do you think of our progress so far?

Have you heard about all of the deaths in Massachusetts as a result of gay marriage being legal? I hear they have to use dump trucks to collect all of the deceased, with TV Evangelists walking through the streets in Boston banging on a kettle and yelling "Bring out your dead!". It is a fairly hellish scene, I'll admit.

Are you afraid to go outside after dark?
 
DoubtingStephen said:
Darn, we were hoping that nobody would notice. But hey, since the cat is out of the bag anyway, what do you think of our progress so far?

Have you heard about all of the deaths in Massachusetts as a result of gay marriage being legal? I hear they have to use dump trucks to collect all of the deceased, with TV Evangelists walking through the streets in Boston banging on a kettle and yelling "Bring out your dead!". It is a fairly hellish scene, I'll admit.

Are you afraid to go outside after dark?
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Indeed. I'm thankful my family is holding up what with the firestorms, tornados, hurricanes, and earthquakes that God has been punishing MA with.

I'm still wondering if XenonII's going to tell me about my own special hell...
 
DoubtingStephen said:
Seems like a contradiction in terms to me. If you are there it could not possibly be hell. ;)
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But... my genetic sin of race-mixing!

my pants! I can lose the pants

my math! homework I'm neglecting

my love of labia and penises!

...

Will there still be cake?
 
No other sin has parades glorifying its pervertedness and there's no lobby trying to normalize premarital sex or adulterous sex, but there is an active lobby trying to normalize homosexual sex.
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There are lots and lots of groups made up of people like you working very hard to stop homosexual adoption, marriage, and everything else the gays want. Your persecution complex is showing.

Two people of the same sex cannot procreate and if everyone was a homosexual the human species would become extinct. Who could possibly argue with that?
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Actually, we've got this thing called artificial insemination. And even if there was no way for lesbians to get pregnant, so what? If everyone was male the human species would be extinct. If everyone was celibate the human species would be extinct. Are maleness and celibacy abominations now, too:eek:? And what's so wrong about being a virgin until marriage? Imagine if no one got married, then we'd die out! Clearly it's wrong to either wait until marriage, or to marry!

Many lesbians engage in anal sex with men. A lesbian is simply a woman who partakes in unnatural sexual activity with another female, plenty do however also engage in perverse heterosexual acts with males or at least did before they chose to become lesbians.
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Why, pray tell, do you keep redefining words:confused:? A lesbian (from Lesbos, an island in the Aegan Sea - the inahabitants were known as lesbians) is a female who is sexually attracted to other females.

It just goes to show you how unnatural homosexuality is if they need to use lubricants.
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Homosexuality is found in 400+ animal species and is as such by definition natural. Oh, and we guys have our g-spots in our butts. Wonder why God created us that way... almost as if:p...

But for now I hope he does keep posting, it's so amusing, and the way he toes the bigot for Jesus party line is so textbook perfect. He's like the hate-monger's hate-monger, the ultimate Republican.
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He probably takes that as a compliment.

"And all the animals that perform homosexual activities are also abominations? But aren't they a part of "nature"?"
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So because animals engage in a particular behavior that makes it ok for humans too as well?
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I love how the anti-gay so often bring up the argument that homosexuality is unnatural as if this somehow mattered, for then, when shown that homosexuality is in fact natural, to do a 180 degrees turn and ask how on Earth it matters whether or not homosexuality is natural.

OK, XenonII, you brought up the unnatural/natural question. You implied that it somehow mattered whether or not homosexuality is unnatural. I hope you realize that this means that you will now be the one to tell me how the Heck it matters. Oh, and while you're at it, explain why you support other unnatural things such as communication over vast distances using the Internet, flight using planes, and the advent of medicine that brought the average lifespan of a human from 30 to 80 years. I'm waiting.

So? There's plenty of other sources that point to the fact that homosexuals are vastly more prone to molesting children than heterosexuals.
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This is really irrelevant as lesbian couples are the least likely of all to hurt to abuse their kids sexually. Not to mention their kids perform better socially. If we truly want the best for our kid, we push lesbian adoption. I am.

What on earth are you blabbering on about?
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Cue laughing dog.

Will there still be cake?
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I think that if one was to make a shortened version of the Bible, one good way of doing so would be to summarize 90% of the rules into 'All that which tastes good or feels good is Sin and an abomination in the eyes of the LORD'. So no, there won't be cake:(. Here, have some smoked Jesus-flesh in accordance with the rantings of the Book of John.
 
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