Why don't you believe in Hell?

I don't know, but watch his 666th post very carefully --- it might actually be the voice of God speaking through him.....or Satan, it's hard to tell. Just make sure when you read his 666th post, you invoke the Holy Name of Jesus Christ, so that the Beast can't use his magical deception powers on you. You should be safe then. Yeah....
 
But I AM the Beast. The Beast of land. Piscivore is the Beast of the sea and MdC is the Beast of the bottomless pit or maybe he's the Beast of the endless buffet. I'm not really sure.
 
Cosmo said:
I wonder what happens when 1inC hits 666 posts. Does he implode, or is it a kind of matter-antimatter thing where he annihilates himself?
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Ooh, ooh!! OK, this is a little off topic, but the other day while waiting for a prescription I decided to peruse the aisles and see how many homeopathic medicines I could pick before actually seeing the word on the packaging, when I ran across this one.

Almost makes you wanna get the flu just to have a reason to use it.
 
1inChrist said:
The truth is many ''atheists'' fear God and His Wrath. Look at the Internet Infidels, they made a whole website devoted to something they supposely believe doesn't exist! LOL!!!! How many websites have you seen that spend their time arguing against Santa Clause? LOL!!! This shows the atheist analogy of Santa Clause and God is FLAWED and false.
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Summary: The analogy between Santa Claus and God is false because there are websites about it.

By your logic, I'd say God is false, because there are so many more websites about God than the Santa analogy.

I win the debate!
 
1inChrist said:
The truth is many ''atheists'' fear God and His Wrath. Look at the Internet Infidels, they made a whole website devoted to something they supposely believe doesn't exist! LOL!!!! How many websites have you seen that spend their time arguing against Santa Clause? LOL!!! This shows the atheist analogy of Santa Clause and God is FLAWED and false.
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Well, there are plenty of sites about Star Trek technology...

STAR TREK PROVES THAT GOD EXISTS!!!

Oh, my...

I don´t fear god, I don´t fear his/hers/its wrath. Your god acts like a spoiled child. Your god is a tyrant. Its easy to see why Satan rebelled.
 
Lord Emsworth said:
1inChrist has been right from the beginning. Hell exist. And I have proof
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Looks like a nice place. I wouldn't mind being stuck there for all eternity - sounds much better than that lake of fire nonsense 1inC's been on about. :)
 
Cosmo said:
Looks like a nice place. I wouldn't mind being stuck there for all eternity - sounds much better than that lake of fire nonsense 1inC's been on about. :)
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Isn't Norway kind of cold? Is that where the phrase "a cold day in Hell" comes from?
 
Cosmo said:
Looks like a nice place. I wouldn't mind being stuck there for all eternity - sounds much better than that lake of fire nonsense 1inC's been on about. :)
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True, but I've heard their in door jacuzzis can get pretty hot
 
Operaider said:
True, but I've heard their in door jacuzzis can get pretty hot
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Ah, the truth comes out!

1inC, are you referring to jacuzzis when you speak of a lake of fire? Do you have a pathological fear of hot water? I think we're finally getting somewhere here!
 
Hell

1inChrist,
I hope you can help me understand your beliefs; I get some of the christian denominations confused.

When exactly do you believe sinners go to hell?

I vaguely remember being taught that the righteous will not go to heaven until after the second coming, when we will be resurrected by Jesus and then judged. The few people who go to heaven before this were physically carried into the sky (I think Elijah? and of course Jesus's ascension)

or Do you agree with the Catholics that upon death, you are immediately judged and your soul (sans body) is sent to Heaven or Hell?
 
woo woo woo
I seeeeee the future!!!!

1 inch Rist's post #666 will read only:

YHBT HAND

/woo

So do you think 1-inch-troll will actually reveal his true self at post 666? I just have to read all these threads, they are hysterical. Marquis & Lisa especially are comedy gold. *insert not worthy smiley from IIDB here*

Oh, and I win. Argument by getting in the last word. At least until the next post.
 
cajela said:
Marquis & Lisa especially are comedy gold. *insert not worthy smiley from IIDB here*

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I feel left out, overlooked, ignored, invisible, unappreciated, unfunny, neglected, forgotten, disregarded, under-valued, slighted, snubbed, silenced, passed over, rejected, unappreciated, and omitted


I win ~ argument by thesaurus
 
TS, we couldn't have done it without you. :) I'll scan Revelation soon to see if we can find a fourth Beast if you want in on the Apocalypse. Or you could be one of the Four Horseskepchicks. Maybe No-Bloody-Alcohol Lager. :D
 
TruthSeeker said:
I feel left out, overlooked, ignored, invisible, unappreciated, unfunny, neglected, forgotten, disregarded, under-valued, slighted, snubbed, silenced, passed over, rejected, unappreciated, and omitted
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Well, I personally find you amusing, blithe, clever, comical, diverting, entertaining, humorous, hysterical, jocular, jolly, merry, mirthful, playful, priceless, rich, riotous, sportive, whimsical, and very witty.

So, I win --- by Kissing the Most Butt
 
TruthSeeker said:
Are you saying I have a fat bum?
I love you both.
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Certainly not! I was merely commenting on the thoroughness of my kissing, not the magnitude of your butt ;)

PS: Does this font make my butt look big?
 
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