Lisa Simpson
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MdC is my favoritest Beast. He will be the father of MY love child.
More than a few times is annoying, at least. Once they've told you they're not interested, it'd be nice to back off.1inChrist said:I've brought it up more than a few times. I usually pray at lunch infront of them because I do thank the Lord before I eat, always.
Marquis de Carabas said:I think you're a man of wealth and taste who's been around for a long, long year...![]()
1inChrist said:They may be happy now but what about when they die without Jesus?
1inChrist said:They may be happy now but what about when they die without Jesus?
Marquis de Carabas said:More than a few times is annoying, at least. Once they've told you they're not interested, it'd be nice to back off.
Now praying in front of them is just something they'll have to deal with, but they don't have to tolerate your continual sermons.
That proves you're the devil.zaayrdragon said:
Ya know, I much prefer the G'n'R version for some reason.
Thank you for proving my point.Originally posted by 1inChrist
Right I do not believe in the easter bunny. How can I be bitter towards him. My parents never fed me that garbage about santa clause and all that other children's fantasy mumbo jumbo.
1inChrist said:They pray too but they usually just bow their heads and whisper/think their prayer. Mine is always outloud because I figure if someone hears it they have heard of the Lord and if the Lord is on everyone's mind that is a good thing.
1inChrist said:They pray too but they usually just bow their heads and whisper/think their prayer. Mine is always outloud because I figure if someone hears it they have heard of the Lord and if the Lord is on everyone's mind that is a good thing.
See, now you're edging back into that annoying thing again. Not to mention, Jebus doesn't like it when you pray like that. Check Matthew 6:5-6 and find a closet.1inChrist said:They pray too but they usually just bow their heads and whisper/think their prayer. Mine is always outloud because I figure if someone hears it they have heard of the Lord and if the Lord is on everyone's mind that is a good thing.
Marquis de Carabas said:I can father two love-children. Or you two can mud-wrestle for it.![]()
1inChrist said:They pray too but they usually just bow their heads and whisper/think their prayer. Mine is always outloud because I figure if someone hears it they have heard of the Lord and if the Lord is on everyone's mind that is a good thing.
Sure thing. Just FedEx me the mud-wrestling video, and I'll get right on it.TruthSeeker said:Maybe you could just FedEx us each a frozen sample?
thanks
Cosmo said:Your arrogance, 1inC, borders on intolerance. Your sheer disrespect for the wishes and views of others is despicable.
Marquis de Carabas said:Sure thing. Just FedEx me the mud-wrestling video, and I'll get right on it.
Lisa Simpson said:He doesn't border on intolerance, he long ago flew right past it. I've met lots of Christians, I'm even related to some. None of them have been as intolerant as 1inC. He makes such a good case for avoiding Christianity, and he's not even smart enough to see it.
He embodies the three traits I most dislike in other people--stupidity, racism and homophobia. Combine that with his intolerance for every religion except the Church of the Garage and you have one very sad, unlikable person.