Why do you hate Bel Marduk

[Marduk]

All your talk of Egyptians, of Assyrians, of Polytheist extremists, of Hebrews, whatever...

Spill it. Nothing else matters. It's all diversions and justifications

for your rejection of Bel Marduk.


Just admit it.

Be bold. Be open. Be burnt on a brazier.


I can only thank Bel Marduk.

What about you and your liver?

 

[wendyinthewind]

Bel Marduk is GOD!

 

[Marduk]

Bel Marduk is GOD!

and he sent his only son, Nabu to save mankind
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nabu
whats wrong with you people, wheres all the gratitude, he saved you all from a ferocious dragon too
bloody ingrates the lot of you

 

[SusanB-M1]

Wendy - Any chance of your making up a neat, witty reply for me, please?!

 

[Mirrorglass]

I prefer Gilgamesh.

 

[Marduk]

I prefer Gilgamesh.

Sacrilege, Gilgamesh wasn't even immortal
http://www-etcsl.orient.ox.ac.uk/section1/tr1813.htm
tcoh

 

[caniswalensis]

I hate him because he got me addicted to Stimutax.

 

[Mirrorglass]

Sacrilege, Gilgamesh wasn't even immortal
tcoh

Well, neither was Jesus.

 

[TragicMonkey]

I hate him because he got me addicted to Stimutax.

That never would have happened if you had put your brain into a robot body.

 

[Marduk]

Well, neither was Jesus.

who in all the Underworld is Jesus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ereshkigal

 

[caniswalensis]

That never would have happened if you had put your brain into a robot body.

LOL! ...but I wanted Adrienne Barbeau boobs!

 

[Shalamar]

All your talk of Egyptians, of Assyrians, of Polytheist extremists, of Hebrews, whatever...

Spill it. Nothing else matters. It's all diversions and justifications

for your rejection of Bel Marduk.


Just admit it.

Be bold. Be open. Be burnt on a brazier.


I can only thank Bel Marduk.

What about you and your liver?

The bastard never called me back.


That is why I hate him so.

 

[fuelair]

Sorry for all those imaginary deities, but: Ia, Ia Cthulhu!! Pray he grant you be eaten first!!!

 

[Mirrorglass]

who in all the Underworld is Jesus

Oh, did I say Jesus? I meant 'ye Shu-Shuen'. Ye as in 'ye bastard'.

 

[MLynn]

Dear Bel, I don't hate you, but you seem to be on fire.

 

[Marduk]

Dear Bel, I don't hate you, but you seem to be on fire.

Women are always saying that about him

 

[Moss]

Because he killed poor Qingu!

 

[JimBenArm]

Dear Bel:
Do you have a transubstantiation policy? How about virgins in the afterlife if I'm martyred? Anything in the way of reincarnation?
On the other end, is there anything requiring eternal damnation if I slip up?
Just want to know where I stand in all this.

Yours hatefully:

Jim

 

[Marduk]

Because he killed poor Qingu!

To be fair, Qingu was plotting genocide. The Hague would pass the same sentence


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingu

 

[Marduk]

Dear Bel:
Do you have a transubstantiation policy?

He turns corn into bread and grapes into wine, slowly

How about virgins in the afterlife if I'm martyred?

You get as many virgins in the afterlife as you are able to find in this one

Anything in the way of reincarnation?

Your name is guaranteed to live on in the minds of your children

On the other end, is there anything requiring eternal damnation if I slip up?

what is eternal damnation ?

Just want to know where I stand in all this.

On your feet, like the rest of us

Yours hatefully:

Hatred is good, now go seek out some Hittites and purge it on them

Jim

Marduk, on behalf of Bel Marduk