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Why do you hate Bel Marduk

I asked for a puppy for Mardukmas and all I got was a cassette tape of the Carpenters' "Mardukmas Carols Performed by a Mild Pop Rock Quintet".

Hence, I seethe with lifelong hatred for Marduk and all he stands for.
 
Marduk said:
He turns corn into bread and grapes into wine, slowly
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What, no beer?

You get as many virgins in the afterlife as you are able to find in this one
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See, if you had beer, they'd be easier to find.

Your name is guaranteed to live on in the minds of your children
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Oh, great. They drink beer, too. They won't remember me after 6:00 p.m.

what is eternal damnation ?
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Life without beer. Duh!

On your feet, like the rest of us
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Nope, I want it in a LaZBoy with a beer.

Hatred is good, now go seek out some Hittites and purge it on them
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Purging? That's wasting beer. What kind of deity are you?

Marduk, on behalf of Bel Marduk
;)
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Jim, on behalf of beer drinkers everywhere.
 
caniswalensis said:
LOL! ...but I wanted Adrienne Barbeau boobs!
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Ahhhh.... Adrienne Barboobs.... luscious jiggly lady..
Something soft and squishy to lean on, rather than those antique rock carvings of brain farts which promised nothing but smiting, hip and thigh, instead of loving, hip and boob!
 
Vortigern99 said:
I asked for a puppy for Mardukmas and all I got was a cassette tape of the Carpenters' "Mardukmas Carols Performed by a Mild Pop Rock Quintet".

Hence, I seethe with lifelong hatred for Marduk and all he stands for.
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Thats cos you bought into the commercialisation
you got what you deserved

Last year for instance on Zagmuk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zagmuk
I asked for lots of friends, and one of them was you, See I am now rich
:D

JimBenArm said:
What, no beer?

beer, .

beer,

beer. Duh!

beer.

beer.


beer
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Dumuzid does the beer, hes a human, thats why beer is free in Babylonian taverns. Careful though, public drunkeness is a crime with a rather severe penalty
Moss said:
Well, Marduk killed his dad. What do you expect a reasonable deity to do then?
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Well as his dad was also plotting destruction, which deity do you think was acting reasonably ?
are you plotting destruction ?
its not too late for your name to go on the list
:degrin:
 
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Marduk said:
and he sent his only son, Nabu to save mankind
whats wrong with you people, wheres all the gratitude, he saved you all from a ferocious dragon too
bloody ingrates the lot of you
:p
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Well, as a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Dragons, I'm opposed to dragon-slaying in all forms. I don't care if the dragon was about to kill a nest of babies: there's no justification for the dragon holocaust initiated by Bel Marduk. Dragons have rights. DRAGON-SLAYING IS MURDER!
 
I am very fond of Bel Marduk. He's like the Michael Jordan of Mesopotamian gods. Plus, he slew Tiamat and created humankind from the blood of Qingu, so there's that.
 
Marduk said:
Well as his dad was also plotting destruction, which deity do you think was acting reasonably ?
are you plotting destruction ?
its not too late for your name to go on the list
:degrin:
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Too lazy to plot anything after my date with Inanna. ;)
 
Lucian said:
Well, as a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Dragons, I'm opposed to dragon-slaying in all forms. I don't care if the dragon was about to kill a nest of babies: there's no justification for the dragon holocaust initiated by Bel Marduk. Dragons have rights. DRAGON-SLAYING IS MURDER!
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Hmmm, then you are unaware that if it wasn't for Bel Marduk, there wouldn't be any dragons in the west at all. Those silly Asian water snakes would have taken over

He might have killed the first Dragon, true, but dragons only breed through story telling. Without him, PETD wouldn't exist because all dragon stories come from the same original. As a result of Tiamats murder, dragons are alive and well today, whereas if he had let her destroy everything then dragons now wouldn't exist and as the world you are standing on was built from her body, you wouldn't exist either

Don't believe that ?
find a dragon story that dates earlier than 1900bce and prove me wrong
:p
 
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Because wearing a winged helmet and no shirt makes you look like the redneck of the gods.

Anyone else remember the old D&D toy?

Anyone else think there should be a DOM tag to go with the SUB tag? :)

ETA:

Oops! I was thinking of Warduke. My bad.
 
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It's true. I do hate Marduk and all those who worship him. So much, in fact, that I once shot a man in Babylon just to watch him die.
 
Mister Agenda said:
I am very fond of Bel Marduk. He's like the Michael Jordan of Mesopotamian gods. Plus, he slew Tiamat and created humankind from the blood of Qingu, so there's that.
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Hes way better than any other monotheistic deity for one reason
he didn't claim to send a flood, plus the guy that did send the flood was kicked out during his reign for being a homicidal maniac
so theres also that
 
You are doing it all wrong. It has got to be: "Why do YOU hate Bel Marduk?"
 
Moss said:
I don't fear no stinkin' shepherd that runs from Ereshkigal!
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save your condemnation until you've met Ereshkigal,
anyway youre just jealous cos Dumuzid is better looking than EVERYONE
:p
 
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