When the Truth Movement Comes for You

[MIKILLINI]

Pulverise them with my Directed Energy Weapon.

What's the point of being in the New World Order if you can't have a little fun?

Now thats a good idea. Keep the microwave ready. "Don't come any closer..I've got 1100 Watts of power in this sucker and it's set on Auto Defrost. So back off!"

Actually, I would toss the loose change in My pocket toward them and see if they chase after it.

 

[Wartrac]

Between my slight of hand ability, followed by precisely planted and timed pyrotechnics of deception and CGI NWO machine they will never find the real me.

And if that doesn’t work I’ll take off in my NWO white jet. They won’t be able to follow me since it will take them 6 years to argue what side of my hideout I flew over.

 

[jhunter1163]

Ever since I saw the thread title I've had the "Cops" song in my head.

 

[William Rea]

Lots of rhetoric and St***iesque Ad Homs but no one has actually shown any evidence that it is a stated aim of "Truthers" to achieve global political domination.

 

[Father Dagon]

This presupposes they're smart enough to find the door. I'm not so sure...

But then they can start a siege and drive you out by drinking all your water - so I suggest that you booby-trap your garden hose.

 

[Brainache]

Lots of rhetoric and St***iesque Ad Homs but no one has actually shown any evidence that it is a stated aim of "Truthers" to achieve global political domination.

Where have you been Bill?

You missed all the Truther stuff about over-throwing the government and hanging all the traitors from the nearest tree?

 

[geni]

I'd love to see Bantown take on Loose Change. The lulz would be seen from orbit.

It kinda happened:

NSFW

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Wtprn

 

[DarkMagician]

Not a problem. Since when do truthers let things as trivial as evidence and reality intrude on their beliefs? I'll just say it's a holographic projection from a space energy beam, and I'll be in the clear.

(It is me, BTW -- I got tired of being mistaken for a female in this forum; I get enough of that in real life. Don't tell anyone though.)

If the truthers roll around, just shave. They have so many problems with the Osama videos, they're sure not going to recognize you.

 

[William Rea]

Where have you been Bill?

You missed all the Truther stuff about over-throwing the government and hanging all the traitors from the nearest tree?

Define "Truthers" and show what evidence you have that as a group they have any such plans as were stated.

No evidence? Then it's just empty rhetoric.

 

[firecoins]

I will follow the lead of the crack squad of dem experts who set up the WTC.

 

[rwguinn]

I will probably end the day with far fewer than 2000 rounds of ammo in various calibers stashed about the house. I think most of the twoofers are the kinds of people against whose rise I armed myself in the first place.

piker. I got that much 12 ga. ammo, plus 50 lb .534 round ball, and at least 5 ln Goex 2X, 1 of 4X, and boxes of caps and 3 dozen flints.
Wife can reload in 20 seconds, son takes 25--and he was state champ at knife throw at age 9.
3 front stuffers, 3 12's a 20, .308, and 3 .22's...then the "serious social encounter knife. Will I have time to put the buckskins on, you reckon?

Define "Truthers" and show what evidence you have that as a group they have any such plans as were stated.

No evidence? Then it's just empty rhetoric.

Either find a sense of humo(u)r or go away, little person. You are becoming boring.

 

[Hokulele]

Moon 'em.

 

[Stellafane]

Define "Truthers"

My pleasure. "Truthers" is a group of psychotic idiots who, against all logic, reason, and evidence, believe that 9/11 was, to one extent or another, an inside job. The name they've chosen for themselves is, apparently, ironic.

I know you asked for more stuff in your post, but frankly I wasn't interested in it. I just couldn't resist the chance to define "Truthers."

 

[Brainache]

Define "Truthers" and show what evidence you have that as a group they have any such plans as were stated.

No evidence? Then it's just empty rhetoric.

Truthers= Angry paranoid white guys with low IQs.

They never do anything as a group, but quite a few of them have individually called for the overthrow of the US Government (for examples of this see the Loose Change Forum, 9/11 blog, Prison Planet etc). Many of them (possibly because of their low IQ) seem to think that the US is the entire world.

 

[KoihimeNakamura]

Willam Rae - This is a humor thread, based on their frequent statements for a REVOLUTION!!!! (Okay, so I've been playing freeciv a bit)

As such, it lets us have a bit of fun imaging if their statements were true and they actually did come for us.

Personally, I believe I'd use the lasers in orbit to irradiate them. Nothing says go away like overkill.

 

[hubbub2]

When they show up at my door, I'll have one of three responses:

1. Ask them to speak with my two good friends, Messrs. Smith and Wesson.

2. Ask them why they brought an indictment to a gunfight, or

3. I'll just say, "Hey, did you know that steel does, in fact, melt?" and watch their heads explode.

I'm leaning toward option three.

 

[LashL]

I'm leaning toward option three.

Hee hee. All three are good, but I'm partial to option two.

 

[tsig]

Lots of rhetoric and St***iesque Ad Homs but no one has actually shown any evidence that it is a stated aim of "Truthers" to achieve global political domination.

What's you gonna do when they come for you

Bad boys!

Bad boys!