When the Truth Movement Comes for You

[nicepants]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

Would this be one of those Citizens Grand Jury indictments? I would laugh, take a copy of the indictment to frame, and call their mothers to come pick them up.

 

[sts60]

I was scrolling through this and thinking, "I'll give them some milk and cookies and call their mommies to come pick them up."

Blast you, nicepants!

 

[Alferd_Packer]

What day are they comming by, October 31?

 

[Digest]

since i doubt any of them see a woman very often i should be safe..

 

[T.A.M.]

I'm gonna tell them my kids aren't allowed to play with truthers, and then tell them to go knock on someone elses door.

TAM

 

[T.A.M.]

What day are they comming by, October 31?

Yes but you won't recognize them, as they are dressing up as sane adults...lol

TAM

 

[Alt+F4]

A rolled up newspaper to the nose should do it.

 

[Stellafane]

That might be difficult when you're face is your avatar (assuming that's you.)...

Not a problem. Since when do truthers let things as trivial as evidence and reality intrude on their beliefs? I'll just say it's a holographic projection from a space energy beam, and I'll be in the clear.

(It is me, BTW -- I got tired of being mistaken for a female in this forum; I get enough of that in real life. Don't tell anyone though.)

 

[Mr. Skinny]

Chuckle a bit, then hit the button that opens the trap door on my front porch.

They will be immediately transported via chute to the set of "Running Man".

 

[Unsecured Coins]

That was a potentially very good concept, but you let yourself down with the execution. “I’d do what I always do when a truther comes to my house – pay for the pizza and then close the door.”

I'm chalking the lack of funny up to the fact that I wrote it at almost 1 am. My head hit the desk at nearly free fall speed.

 

[Corsair 115]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

This presupposes they're smart enough to find the door. I'm not so sure...

 

[Mobyseven]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

Call Chuck Norris. He can roundhouse kick at freefall speed.

 

[Regnad Kcin]

What'll I do? Tell them I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Par]

What'll I do? Tell them I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Nobody expects me.

 

[Reality Believer]

What'll I do? Tell them I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again.

 

[apathoid]

I'll wonder how I wound up in some tr00fers Mom's basement.

 

[Tbone]

What'll I do? Tell them I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

That was my answer

 

[LashL]

What will you do..when the Truth Movement comes to your door with an indictment?

I will make them cool their heels on the front porch while I red-line the indictment to correct all of their spelling, grammatical, and legal errors, and then send them back to their parents with a note pinned to their sleeves, explaining why they need better supervision.

 

[qarnos]

I'd keep them at bay with my trusty box-cutter.

 

[Dr Adequate]

Pulverise them with my Directed Energy Weapon.

What's the point of being in the New World Order if you can't have a little fun?