What Should Be My One Free Question?

[RSLancastr]

Lots of great suggestions, folks!

Why not publish her phone number here so all of us can call her with our own questions. After all, she is willing to put her phone number on random people's cars, why should you not be willing to publish it here?

It's tempting, but.... naah. Too mean. But tempting!

 

[SezMe]

You're a nicer guy than me, RSL.

 

[Marc L]

What about: Does my bum look big in these pants?

I admit my lack of astronomy, but, for the sake of (bad) humor, pretend for me:

If that's what you're wearing in your avatar, I'd have to say yes, because all I can see is Uranus.

Marc

 

[Brainache]

If that's what you're wearing in your avatar, I'd have to say yes, because all I can see is Uranus.

I'm going to have to change my avatar now in order to retrofit your pun re Uranus.

 

[Dustin Kesselberg]

You should post her number RS. I don't think anyone here would harass her or anything like that. If we don't go after these sorts of people with utmost aggression I doubt we will make much progress.

 

[brodski]

You should post her number RS. I don't think anyone here would harass her or anything like that. If we don't go after these sorts of people with utmost aggression I doubt we will make much progress.

So, you won't harass her, but you will "go after [her] with the utmost aggression".
Can you explain to me the subtle nuances of your proposed approach?

 

[Dustin Kesselberg]

So, you won't harass her, but you will "go after [her] with the utmost aggression".
Can you explain to me the subtle nuances of your proposed approach?

Because harassment isn't a pretty word.

 

[TheBoyPaj]

Well, someone should call her on her 99% claim. I don't care who it is.

 

[MortFurd]

Tiffany, can you tell me the exact number of advertisements I removed from books on the shelf at the local Barnes & Noble?

Better:
Tiffany, can you tell me how many of your advertisements I removed and threw away from cars in the Barnes and Noble parking lot on (date?)