Hey, Joe. I've got a great idea about how to put on an even better show. I'll make you the sort of offer I made articulett.
Ask me a question, and I'll answer it. Keep doing that until you get bored.
Articulett got bored after three questions. It's odd, though, because she didn't get bored of writing lengthy monologues that were mostly long strings of personal attacks and unsubstantiated claims about other posters. She got bored with actual discussion, but not her own voice.
Or I could ask you questions instead. Or, my real favorite, you could ask me one, then I could ask you one. I didn't even bother offering that to articulett. I knew she wouldn't answer questions. I was surprised how quickly she gave up asking them, but I knew that there was no point in trying to get her to answer. Answering just wasn't part of her pattern.
It's a debate format I stumbled on many years ago that was well suited to forum discussions. I was the voice of reason in a JFK conspiracy thread. The CT crowd loved going on and on and on about this unsolved thing or that unsolved thing proved that JFK was killed by the mafia working with the CIA and the KGB, but when someone pinned them down, they stammered a lot more. Even more, when they were forced to ask questions one at a time, it became clear how easy it was to defeat the arguments. The only thing that kept the conspiracy theory going was a shotgun style approach that moved on before any one question was actually answered.
For what it's worth, I suspect it would work great in the evolution/creation debates so common on forums. Like the CT debates, the only thing that keeps the creationists from looking totally foolish even to each other is that they move on so quickly before being exposed.
So how about it, Joe? It would be a great show, I'm sure. Your insightful mind could find just the right questions to expose just how foolish I really was. Any newcomers to the thread wouldn't need to read 62 pages to make me look like an ass. Are you up for it?