Watching the debate tonight?

The funny and oddly fitting thing is that when he hunches over just right, he actually looks a lot like the Twitter bird.
 
He's a fat guy who thinks wearing clothes 2 sizes too big hides his fatness. What he doesn't realize it really looks like he's wearing a business mumu. That and it looks like he's wearing his big brother's hand me downs.

That, and Trump still lives in the 80's. It's all power ties, oversized suits, and painful handshakes. All the dumb "alpha businessman" crap that was in vogue then.
 
I wonder if "Will you shut up, man?" has entered the U.S. electoral debate zinger lists alongside "I knew Jack Kennedy. You're no Jack Kennedy."
 
Well you see its okay because this first debate was the formalized, take turns, question, answer, response one. The next one is more free form Town Hall style without all the rigid-over-moderation that ruined this one... ha ha ha.... ha ha... *laughter turns into crying*
 
I'm not condoning anyone do this, but I often wonder what would happen if the person he was insulting just slapped him in the face. Other than the secret Service gang tackling that person. Just reared up and slapped the taste out of his mouth. How would he react? How would his cult react?

Would they try to go running to his defense? Or would they accept that person as their new Alpha?
 
Now I just want to see if Pence brings his motherwife with him to debate Harris.
 
I feel obligated to pop in here and remind everyone that Trump’s response when asked to denounce white supremacy was “Proud Boys, stand back and stand by.”

That is all.
 
I feel obligated to pop in here and remind everyone that Trump’s response when asked to denounce white supremacy was “Proud Boys, stand back and stand by.”

That is all.
Yes, that will (hopefully) be the moment of this debate.


"Possibly over-looked thing about Trump's "stand back and stand by" moment is that Biden led him there - Trump demanded Wallace give him a group to condemn, Biden said "Proud Boys," and Trump whiffed it.

Months and months of "Biden has dementia!" expectation-setting and then he successfully baited Trump into a gaffe."

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1311285593213677569
 
That's always been the Democrat Versus Republican story. One side playing 3 dimensional chess where they thinking 10 moves against against a side playing "I'm gonna flip the board over" and the Democrat response being "Okay so I need think 11 moves ahead?"

Trump isn't playing chess. He's playing "This game is stupid, I want to ruin it so nobody can play it."

The Dems are playing 3D chess while Trump is playing classic Checkers with the single minded motivation of just getting to the far side of the board and shouting, "King me!"
 
Well you see its okay because this first debate was the formalized, take turns, question, answer, response one. The next one is more free form Town Hall style without all the rigid-over-moderation that ruined this one... ha ha ha.... ha ha... *laughter turns into crying*
New moderator each debate, at least. Let's hope the next one is better prepared. Maybe if he brings some food she can throw to Trump to keep him occupied while Biden speaks.

The third presidential debate will be moderated by a woman, and we all know Trump doesn't like to be chastised by them. Maybe if she brings a taser.
 
Wallace : Tell you what, Sir, let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say "Is racism bad?", you'll say "Yes."

Trump : Check!

Wallace: Is racism bad?

[Trump stares blankly]

Wallace : Remember now, racism is bad.

Trump : I gotcha.

Wallace: "Is racism bad?"

[again Trump stares blankly]

[hours pass by]

Wallace: [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Racism is bad" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

Trump : No problem.

Wallace: [stepping hard on Trump's foot] Racism is bad.

Trump : [stares blankly again for a few seconds, then whispers to Biden] I think he's talking to you.
 
The third presidential debate will be moderated by a woman, and we all know Trump doesn't like to be chastised by them. Maybe if she brings a taser.

The third debate should be moderated by Stephanie McMahon and everytime Trump interrupts Stone Cold should come out and hit him with the Stunner.
 
The idea that having a voice in your ear would make Biden a more polished speaker is absurd on its face. I can't think of anything more distracting and disjointing than having someone else's voice in your head while trying to speak.

It's also more of the classic right-wing projection. "Our guy can't string a coherent sentence together, so the fact that the other guy is actually speaking like a human being must mean that he's cheating".
 
New moderator each debate, at least. Let's hope the next one is better prepared. Maybe if he brings some food she can throw to Trump to keep him occupied while Biden speaks.

The third presidential debate will be moderated by a woman, and we all know Trump doesn't like to be chastised by them. Maybe if she brings a taser.

Cut his mike when it isn't his turn to speak.
 
The third debate should be moderated by Stephanie McMahon and everytime Trump interrupts Stone Cold should come out and hit him with the Stunner.

The McMahons are all in with Trump. He and Vince are friends, and Linda has worked for Trump on in Trump's aid for years. I'd be very surprised if Stephanie weren't on board as well.
 
I had to go to bed after the first 20 minutes, so I didn't see the whole thing, but it seems like you guys must have watched a completely different debate, because I read this morning that "President Trump just turned in the greatest debate performance in presidential history, displaying a command of the facts and control of the conversation."

It must be true, it's from his own website.
 
The McMahons are all in with Trump. He and Vince are friends, and Linda has worked for Trump on in Trump's aid for years. I'd be very surprised if Stephanie weren't on board as well.

Oh I know. Hell if anything Vince McMahon is the only human being I could describe as "Trump-like" in a honest way that makes any sense.

Difference is McMahon runs a wrestling promotion so he's easier to tolerate as just an insane alpha-male wacko.
 

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