Volcano Conspiracy Theories

[Crazy Chainsaw]

its simpler than that, if the volcano destroys the forests and fuzzy animals he has an excuse to revoke the national park status and it will no longer be protected land

It is simpler than that it is the Brits, they are stimulating the volcano volcanic eruptions are a source of Diamonds our government is selling out to The British Diamond companies to make the USA, the largest diamond mine on the planet. The volcano blows and they start at the Mississippi river and work their way up toward the volcano, picking up diamonds with giant loaders. Then shipping them all over the world.
It has got to be the Brits they control the world Diamond markets.

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

A Yellowstone super eruption would have similar effects on the earths climate to a major asteroidal impact.

Why would the russians cook (or in this case; freeze) thier own goose in an unprovoked attack on the US?

 

[tracer]

Smith later identifies the target area of this Russian Woodpecker scalar signal as the "Northwestern" part of the United States. Therefore, for the past 27 years, the Northwestern sector of the United States has been continually pinged with this scalar signal; YOWUSA reports, above, that scalar waves are responsible for building up super volcanoes like Yellowstone!

The "russian woodpecker" is supposedly a (now turned off) soviet system that gave off regular electromagnetic signals in the 3 to 30 MHz range.

Methinks some conspiracy theorists do not understand the difference between radio waves and seismic waves....

 

[Cuddles]

It is simpler than that it is the Brits, they are stimulating the volcano volcanic eruptions are a source of Diamonds our government is selling out to The British Diamond companies to make the USA, the largest diamond mine on the planet. The volcano blows and they start at the Mississippi river and work their way up toward the volcano, picking up diamonds with giant loaders. Then shipping them all over the world.
It has got to be the Brits they control the world Diamond markets.

Do we? Hurray!

I'm sure everyone will agree that America will look nicer as an open-cast mine.

 

[Darth Rotor]

Methinks some conspiracy theorists do not understand the difference between radio waves and seismic waves....

Read Ken Follet's Hammer of Eden and see what fun conspiracy theories are in the hands of a better fiction writer than Dylan Avery. Don't let your wife read it, however, since she may want to pursue the curiosity raised in that book about a seismic vibrator.

DR

 

[gumboot]

I remember last time Ruapehu erupted down here in New Zealand some German newspaper actually claimed it was caused by the French nuclear testing at Mururoa Atol...

-Andrew

 

[jhunter1163]

Read Ken Follet's Hammer of Eden and see what fun conspiracy theories are in the hands of a better fiction writer than Dylan Avery. Don't let your wife read it, however, since she may want to pursue the curiosity raised in that book about a seismic vibrator.

DR

I used one of those to help get my wife to marry me. She said I made the earth move for her. Little did she know...

 

[WildCat]

New Madrid Fault, in the Mississippi River watershed.

If that goes Big Richter, it will break the American Heartland.

DR

The late Iben Browning predicted it to go off in 1990, never happened of course. But it did inspire the great Uncle Tupelo song "New Madrid":

All my daydreams are disasters
She's the one I think I love
Rivers burn and then run backwards
For her, that's enough

They all come from New York City
And they woke me up at dawn
She walked with me to the fountain
And she held onto my arm

Come on, do what you did
Roll me under New Madrid
Shake my baby and please bring her back
'Cause death won't even be still
Caroms over the landfill
Buries us all in its broken back

There's a man of conviction
And although he's getting old
Mr. Browning has a prediction
And we've all been told

So come on back from New York City
Roll your trucks in at dawn
Walk with me to the fountain
And hold onto my arm

Come on, do what you did
Roll me under New Madrid
Shake my baby and please bring her back
'Cause death won't even be still
Caroms over the landfill
Buries us all in its broken back