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Volcano Conspiracy Theories

kevin

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The volcano discussion in the Banwatch thread reminded me that there is a conspiracy surrounding the Yellowston Super Volcano.

http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1852.cfm

Smith later identifies the target area of this Russian Woodpecker scalar signal as the "Northwestern" part of the United States. Therefore, for the past 27 years, the Northwestern sector of the United States has been continually pinged with this scalar signal; YOWUSA reports, above, that scalar waves are responsible for building up super volcanoes like Yellowstone! The geologic location of the huge Yellowstone caldera is the Northwestern section of the United States! Is is possible that the reason the Russians have been pinging Northwest America for 27 years with scalar signals is to slowly, quietly, and almost invisibly build up the Yellowstone super volcano so that it would explode in horrific fury?
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The "russian woodpecker" is supposedly a (now turned off) soviet system that gave off regular electromagnetic signals in the 3 to 30 MHz range.
 
I don't know if this has been confirmed, but at the time, the woodpecker was assumed to be some kind of long-range radar, used as an early warning system against intercontinental missiles.

The idea that it should be able to influence a volcano is absurd. The idea that the Russians should have built it for this purpose is even more absurd. What would compel them to build a system that could not be tested and had no theory to back it?

Hans
 
Oh, and the term "Scalar" in the context above appears to be gibberish.

Hans
 
And why would the Russians aim it at the western US instead of the eastern seaboarb where, you know, the people are.
 
Yellowstone has been building up for hundreds of thousands of years. Is there something Russia isn't telling us about history?
 
Yellowstone? Nah, that's just a smokescreen. The Adirondacks, on the other hand, now you're talking. The Adirondacks are a dome, the result of some unseen, mysterious force pushing up beneath them. Just what is causing this is kind of baffling to geologists, since NY is far from any other type of tectonic activity. If this force ever pushes its way to the surface, just think of the damage it could cause -- the destruction of NYC, Toronto, Montreal, Boston, and right behind Philly and DC. It would be the end of the USA as we know it, and most of Canada to boot!

So what if this force has been pushing for 2 million years, far earlier than the founding of the USSR (or homo sapiens for that matter)? The Rooskies have figured out a way to go back in time! (What's that you say? Why don't they go back in time and just prevent the founding of the USA? Aw dude, you gotta think outside the box! Don't fall for all that crap the commies/illuminati/neocons/Joos are feeding you...)
 
Stellafane said:
The Adirondacks, on the other hand, now you're talking. ----snip---- It would be the end of the USA as we know it, and most of Canada to boot!
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New Madrid Fault, in the Mississippi River watershed.

If that goes Big Richter, it will break the American Heartland.

DR
 
Darth Rotor said:
New Madrid Fault, in the Mississippi River watershed.

If that goes Big Richter, it will break the American Heartland.

DR
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I live in kansas city. i'm waiting for that one to rip loose. finally we'll be able rid ourselves of that "eastern" city St. Louis.
 
i think i saw the same movie, but i also saw a discovery channel special on it too, so i think one up on RealityBites

anyway, makes little sense for the russians to do this, a yellowstone eruption woudl disrupt the climate all over the world
 
defaultdotxbe said:
anyway, makes little sense for the russians to do this, a yellowstone eruption woudl disrupt the climate all over the world
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Exactly right, everyone knows its the Knights Templar, i.e. the Rosicrucians, i.e. the Knights of the Rosy Cross, i.e. the Teutonic Knights, i.e. the Freemasons, i.e. the Illuminati, i.e. the New World Order, i.e. Skull and Bones, i.e. teh Globalists. They long ago learned the secrets of controlling the tectonic plates around the world. (Teutonic Knights, Tectonic Plates?) You can read all about it in Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum.

You know it must be true. Why else would he claim it's fictional? To save Italy from attack of course!
 
kevin said:
Oh crap, all this time I've been worried about the Rotarians.
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You never know what they're doing in those Rotary Club meetings, but I know this: all the people I know in Rotary have become successful businessmen, and some of them are Joos! That means the Rotarians have their fingers in every company in the world. And what goes on inside the inner circle? Nobody is allowed inside except women. That means the dykes are going to take over the world. Just like Queen Hachepsit (sp?), her majesty himself! Why? Because Immortal Rotarian mummies thousands of years old led by former president Jimmy Carter and Hitler, set out to innoculate the poor children with radiation that will turn them into ten foot tall super zombies with teeth that shoot rockets so when they bite you, you explode! This is a big conspiracy. Even National Geographic is in on this one.
 
people probably wont give much thought to this yellowstone CT unless you can tie it to "our own government." i'll give you a headstart: dubya wants to blow it up so the land can be considered blighted and the hidden oilfields underneath can be harvested.
 
gfunkusarelius said:
people probably wont give much thought to this yellowstone CT unless you can tie it to "our own government." i'll give you a headstart: dubya wants to blow it up so the land can be considered blighted and the hidden oilfields underneath can be harvested.
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its simpler than that, if the volcano destroys the forests and fuzzy animals he has an excuse to revoke the national park status and it will no longer be protected land
 
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