Vertical Sharp Round Hole in WTC7

[Horatius]

In time, I will give you the honor of a thread for discussion purposes.

Ooooo, a twoofer is going to honor us with a thread! I can't hardly wait!



I bet it'll be the bestest thread, ever!

 

[Mince]

The towers were blown up. Bottom line. Don't care about anything else. They were blown up. You are wrong if you think they just fell.

They neither blew up nor "just fell." They were not blown up. Bottom line. You are wrong if you think they were blown up.


Now where does that leave us?

 

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

You'll allow me to save face? I won't have to commit seppuku? I had my sword all sharpened and everything, too!

How gracious of you!

So, want to fill me in on this truth? Now that you'll let me live.

Can I be your kaishakunin?

 

[JimBenArm]

Can I be your kaishakunin?

I would be honored!
But now that The Kooger has allowed me to live, maybe I won't have to use your ser...

 

[ConspiRaider]

Ooooo, a twoofer is going to honor us with a thread! I can't hardly wait!

I bet it'll be the bestest thread, ever!

You know it and nobody will ever be able to best his bestest.

I think it'll go something like...

MAXWELL KOOGS
Now 99, when I was at Loose Control training we learned one thing: Would you believe you can never believe anyone about anything?

AGENT 99
But Max, the reports are in, everything is explained!

MAXWELL KOOGS
Hardly, 99. In fact the reports missed it by that much! Would you believe everyone in the WTCs came to work that day with thermite hidden in their shoe phones?

AGENT 99
How, Max?

MAXWELL KOOGS
I've already spoken to the Chief about it, 99. Would you believe that KAOS agents had infiltrated every single shoeshine stall in Manhattan the day before!

AGENT 99
But Max, all shoeshiners in New York City were on strike that day, don't you remember?

MAXWELL KOOGS
Uh, well yes 99. Would you believe KAOS put thermite mud on the WTC sidewalks and then took away the shoe-wiping mats? And then at the specified time...

AGENT 99
Yes but Max, FULL CONTROL agents have already determined that every tenant would have needed at least thirty pounds of thermite per shoe...

MAXWELL KOOGS
Don't interrupt me 99, and I'll kindly ask you not to do that ever again! Now as I was saying, it's obvious that no internal explosives of any kind were used in the collapses and in fact they were caused directly by the immediate and continuing damage done to the structures!

AGENT 99
Oh Max, you're so clever. Ooohhhhh, Max...