Unitarian Jihad by Jon Carroll

[Hamsterfan]

The Unitarian Jihad by Jon Carroll

For your Tuesday morning reading pleasure. THIS IS SATIRE and Parody!! So those of you all set to blow your stacks about something, take a deep breath first.

 

[Ladewig]

link didn't work for me.

 

[Hamsterfan]

Yeah, try once more, I had to fix it...

And granted, this is satire, but is also commentary. It is good to have faith, but faith without logic, is silly to me. Personal opinion, yes it is, but nonetheless I think it is important to have a reason for faith - a reason that comes from your head.

 

[Hamsterfan]

And my name for this Jihad is Sister Dagger of Courteous Debate. Hehe. Get yours here.

 

[Ixion]

Nice article!
Jihad is at hand!

 

[Mister Agenda]

Unitarian Jihad is everywhere!




Brother Shotgun of Warm Humanitarianism

 

[quixotecoyote]

And my name for this Jihad is Sister Dagger of Courteous Debate. Hehe. Get yours here.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Patience.


I can dig it.

 

[shadron]

Welcome to the forum, Hamsterfan. I hope that is not a sample in your arms there.

 

[Hamsterfan]

Haha, no. That is my beloved Shih-Tzu, Rosie. We actually don't OWN a hamster at the moment. But I am nonetheless a fan of adorable mammals.

 

[blobru]

I declare Rosie leader of our glorious jihad!

(note: she doesn't have to martyr herself for our spiritual edification or anything; might be nice if she sneezed and shook her head, then looked up apologetically every once in a while though.)

So saith The Cattle Prod of Enlightenment!

 

[Tsukasa Buddha]

Ha ha, that was awesome.

The Unitarian church basement in the town over seems to be the default gathering place for all sorts of groups.

 

[Mashuna]

Brother Sabre of Courteous Debate

Ready for moderate action.

 

[Hamsterfan]

Since she is our leader, Rosie too, has adopted a jihad name:

Sister Shotgun of The Short Path

She guarantees to sneeze, shake her head and politely request cuddles.