Unitarian Jihad by Jon Carroll

Yeah, try once more, I had to fix it...

And granted, this is satire, but is also commentary. It is good to have faith, but faith without logic, is silly to me. Personal opinion, yes it is, but nonetheless I think it is important to have a reason for faith - a reason that comes from your head.
 
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Welcome to the forum, Hamsterfan. I hope that is not a sample in your arms there.
 
Haha, no. That is my beloved Shih-Tzu, Rosie. We actually don't OWN a hamster at the moment. But I am nonetheless a fan of adorable mammals.
 
I declare Rosie leader of our glorious jihad!

(note: she doesn't have to martyr herself for our spiritual edification or anything; might be nice if she sneezed and shook her head, then looked up apologetically every once in a while though.)

So saith The Cattle Prod of Enlightenment!
 
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Ha ha, that was awesome.

The Unitarian church basement in the town over seems to be the default gathering place for all sorts of groups.
 
Since she is our leader, Rosie too, has adopted a jihad name:

Sister Shotgun of The Short Path

She guarantees to sneeze, shake her head and politely request cuddles.
 
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