TSA officer with small penis goes ballistic

[tyr_13]

You know, I'm curious about something. How do they know he has a small dick? Really, unless he had an erection going through the machine, what do they know? That his flaccid length is short? Last I knew flaccid length wasn't strongly correlated with turgid length, which is why it's a bad idea to ask guys which of their friends is hung. They really shouldn't have much of a clue even if they've used the same locker room for years. If someone has a link to one of those studies about penis length, I'd love to know if I'm remembering correctly.

It would be hilarious if he really didn't have a small dick and started doing porn in a TSA outfit.

 

[quixotecoyote]

You know, I'm curious about something. How do they know he has a small dick? Really, unless he had an erection going through the machine, what do they know? That his flaccid length is short? Last I knew flaccid length wasn't strongly correlated with turgid length, which is why it's a bad idea to ask guys which of their friends is hung.

Interesting. Do you have a link about that?

 

[tyr_13]

Interesting. Do you have a link about that?

I haven't found it yet. It is possible that I'm mistaken, but I do remember reading that at some point. It doesn't strike me as implausible.

 

[Audible Click]

When fully extended, how long is an asp?

Cleopatra would know.

 

[Cethis]

I used to work as an airport screener, and this doesn't surprise me. For many, TSA was their first real job, and it showed. There were good people there, but there were also people who had never heard of professionalism, let alone maturity.

Attacking someone is wrong, though I do know what his fellow employees were capable of putting him through.

Let's just say I am so glad to be out of there.

 

[r0ast_p0tat0es]

The size of a man's penis is inversely proportional to the size of the tires on his pickup truck.

I drive a Ford Ka. It does have back seats, but I need to put the driver's seat all the way back for, uh... more "leg" room.

 

[Nosi]

You can! A...uh..."friend" told me.

Knowing nod...

 

[Nosi]

I'm so outa shape I'd give TSA guys a fit of the horrors if they had to behold me...so...beware!

 

[Skeptic]

Some of the reviews are hysterical!

Amazon's "most helpful reviews" algorithm could use a bit of improvement...

 

[Skeptic]

It would be hilarious if he really didn't have a small dick and started doing porn in a TSA outfit.

In that case, threatening them with a police baton would not have been necessary.

 

[Skeptic]

What this guy did was a crime. He deserves to be hung.

He should be lynched, so he could be hung like a ******!

 

[Checkmite]

You know, I'm curious about something. How do they know he has a small dick? Really, unless he had an erection going through the machine, what do they know?

I reckon they could tell by his reaction the first time they made a joke about it, likely.

 

[funk de fino]

The thread title still makes me giggle.

 

[tyr_13]

I reckon they could tell by his reaction the first time they made a joke about it, likely.

Good point. However, it could be that the first time he laughed it off, and only got obsessive about after a lot of taunting. It's also possible that he doesn't have a small penis, but believes that he does. Hell, even guys with big dicks can get it into their heads that they have a small one.

It bothers me that I can't find any of my old human sexuality links.

 

[Dr. Keith]

Good point. However, it could be that the first time he laughed it off, and only got obsessive about after a lot of taunting. It's also possible that he doesn't have a small penis, but believes that he does. Hell, even guys with big dicks can get it into their heads that they have a small one.

Freshman or sophomore biology our (non-priest) teacher gave us a full statistical breakout of erect penis sizes. Bell curve, standard deviations, everything. He wanted to make sure we all knew that we were all special, just like everyone else.

All boys school for the win!

 

[Arus808]

Every time I hear of this scanners I remember Disney. If they can't keep their employees from posting the pictures of women flashing their boobs on Splash Mountain, what are the chances the TSA will have any success with 100 times as many employees with access to these images? Probably none.

haha. ... uhum.. yeah the "black book" has a lot of incriminating photos...

Not only Splash Mountain...tower of terror had some classics.

 

[Kopji]

If he ever gets out I'm gonna hire him as a salesperson for my new line of "TSA friendly" Endowear. The underwear with the embroidered something extra.

 

[Delvo]

There is a Wikipedia page about human penis size. As you might expect, it's huge. It's gigantic. It's immense.