• Security incident: ISF was recently accessed by intruders. Please change your password, and change it anywhere else you used it. Read more

TSA officer with small penis goes ballistic

Well, I don't have the porn-actor size.
But erect the increase is quite remarkable.

My solution: pop a couple of viagras before going through security and watch some porn on your iPhone whilst in line.

Problem solved.

Oh and that way the security people can at least experience the tattoo as it was intended and read the full text.:p
 
Eddie Dane said:
My solution: pop a couple of viagras before going through security and watch some porn on your iPhone whilst in line.

Problem solved.
Click to expand...
The true measure of a man is if he gets a pat down from female TSA agents after going through a body scan?
 
Hostile work environment, lawsuit, should be successful. Too bad he chose to get physical rather than engage in assault with a lawyer, he may have reduced the size of his (oh, dear, here we go again) award.

DR
 
Eddie Dane said:
Well, I don't have the porn-actor size.
But erect the increase is quite remarkable.

My solution: pop a couple of viagras before going through security and watch some porn on your iPhone whilst in line.

Problem solved.

Oh and that way the security people can at least experience the tattoo as it was intended and read the full text.:p
Click to expand...

And Steve Jobs said you couldn't get porn on iPhones!:D
 
Okay, yeah, I know it was wrong of his co-workers to be all making fun of his tiny junk. But still; when somebody goes to jail for assaulting someone that made fun of his undersized genitals, making fun of the guy becomes a societal obligation.

I think we should pitch in and send him this.
 
Lolly said:
So much for the spiel that the scanners are only going to be used professionally and discreetly.
Click to expand...

Never mind that. When will the TSA start screening out actual terrorists like Umar Abdulmatallab and Faisal Shahzad whose names were on no fly lists instead of grannies and 8 year olds?
 
Confession:

When I was a medic, the guys would sneek a look at the chest x-rays of the hot nurses.
 
Jeff Corey said:
What this guy did was a crime. He deserves to be hung.
Click to expand...
He wishes.

Gandalf: "Many who are hung don't deserve to be, and many who are not hung deserve to be. Can you endow them, Frodo?"

Frodo: "Well, I can give them Enzyte packages at birthday parties, can't I?"

DR
 
The size of a man's penis is inversely proportional to the size of the tires on his pickup truck.
 
Eddie Dane said:
Well, I don't have the porn-actor size.
But erect the increase is quite remarkable.

My solution: pop a couple of viagras before going through security and watch some porn on your iPhone whilst in line.

Problem solved.

Oh and that way the security people can at least experience the tattoo as it was intended and read the full text.:p
Click to expand...

Does the tattoo read, "Objects in scanner are bigger than they appear."?
 
I'm glad I don't work at airport security. I wouldn't want my collegues to have a laugh at my expense.
 
Psi Baba said:
The size of a man's penis is inversely proportional to the size of the tires on his pickup truck.
Click to expand...

Ha! My ex husband used to have an S10 Blazer with a lift kit and 36 inch tires. I told him I was going to have "I'm compensating" written on his windshield.

As bad as I feel for what that guy went through, this has to be one of the funniest threads, yet!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Share this page

ISF - Join now!

Every member here is approved by hand. No bots, no spam, just people who care about evidence and honest debate.

Membership is free!

Create your free account

Back
Top Bottom