TSA officer with small penis goes ballistic

[Checkmite]

No, that thread title is not a play on words.

Negrin, pictured in the mug shot at right, and his co-workers had been training with new "whole body image" machines--the controversial kind that provide very revealing images of a traveler--when Negrin walked through the scanner. "The X-ray revealed that [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis," reported cops. Following his arrest, Negrin told police that he "could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind."

"Losing his mind", in this case, involved catching a co-worker alone in the parking garage and using his fully-extended asp to force the co-worker to get on his knees and apologize. (Hint: read all words in that sentence as not being double entendres)

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[Dumb All Over]

When fully extended, how long is an asp?

 

[learner]

When fully extended, how long is an asp?

Did you realy have to asp that?

 

[tyr_13]

How is what happened to him not the definition of obscene sexual harassment resulting in an extremely hostile work environment? He should sue the TSA. Of course he's still going to jail, but when he gets out he can by an expensive car.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

When fully extended, how long is an asp?

In this case, not very long.

 

[Doubt]

Well, that was a short story.

 

[ravdin]

Um... isn't that why he got a job with the TSA in the first place?

 

[Lolly]

So much for the spiel that the scanners are only going to be used professionally and discreetly.

 

[shadron]

So much for the spiel that the scanners are only going to be used professionally and discreetly.

I was about to make that point! Good show, Lolly.

The TSA is doing expensive PR tricks and handstands trying to convince the public that the machines won't be used in exactly the way this demonstrates they are being used. I think that they will be coming down rather hard on these poor bumpkins in order to make an example of what not to do.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

They'll need a bigger scanner for me.

 

[JimBenArm]

They'll need a bigger scanner for me.

The magnification feature does take a lot of room.

 

[JoeyDonuts]

When fully extended, how long is an asp?

About 18 inches, but not much in the way of girth.

Still, not too shabby.

 

[KingMerv00]

They'll need a bigger scanner for me.

Aww...you're not that fat.

 

[Giggywig]

I was about to make that point! Good show, Lolly.

The TSA is doing expensive PR tricks and handstands trying to convince the public that the machines won't be used in exactly the way this demonstrates they are being used. I think that they will be coming down rather hard on these poor bumpkins in order to make an example of what not to do.

Every time I hear of this scanners I remember Disney. If they can't keep their employees from posting the pictures of women flashing their boobs on Splash Mountain, what are the chances the TSA will have any success with 100 times as many employees with access to these images? Probably none.

 

[Drudgewire]

Bit of an overreaction to learning a couple of employees found out he has a small penis and laughed about it.

It would probably be a good idea to keep him away from the internet for the next few days.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Bit of an overreaction to learning a couple of employees found out he has a small penis and laughed about it.

It would probably be a good idea to keep him away from the internet for the next few days.

Why didn't he do a George Costanza? "It's shrinkage!!!!"

 

[Drudgewire]

Why didn't he do a George Costanza? "It's shrinkage!!!!"

A little difficult to make that excuse work in Miami in May.

 

[Accidental Martyr]

Every time I hear of this scanners I remember Disney. If they can't keep their employees from posting the pictures of women flashing their boobs on Splash Mountain, what are the chances the TSA will have any success with 100 times as many employees with access to these images? Probably none.

Flash Mountain, that was a good site....or so I've heard.

 

[Skeptic]

If they can't keep their employees from posting the pictures of women flashing their boobs on Splash Mountain,

I knew they've called it the James Randi Educational Foundation for a reason.

 

[Puppycow]

How is what happened to him not the definition of obscene sexual harassment resulting in an extremely hostile work environment? He should sue the TSA. Of course he's still going to jail, but when he gets out he can by an expensive car.

So much for the spiel that the scanners are only going to be used professionally and discreetly.

I was about to make that point! Good show, Lolly.

The TSA is doing expensive PR tricks and handstands trying to convince the public that the machines won't be used in exactly the way this demonstrates they are being used. I think that they will be coming down rather hard on these poor bumpkins in order to make an example of what not to do.

They should. The guy's reaction to the provocation was wrong of course, but the provocation was also unprofessional and should not go unpunished.