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Trump's Second Term

The design of that dumb triumphal arch still bugs me. Firstly because its location makes it the entrance to a cemetery, so triumph is hardly appropriate, secondly because such arches are intended for passing through, not around, but it's in the middle of a roundabout and raised up on a plinth with multiple steps up to it, preventing any funeral parade from ever driving under it, and thirdly because the personification of Liberty does not have wings. When the hell did she grow wings? Well of course it was when the orange monster decided the golden fairy on the top needs to be gold and have great big wings. And be gold. And big. And winged. Gold-winged, okay?

But now Trump continues his descent into second childhood by declaring it'll also be full of drones and snipers and super cool stuff like that.
 
and thirdly because the personification of Liberty does not have wings. When the hell did she grow wings? Well of course it was when the orange monster decided the golden fairy on the top needs to be gold and have great big wings. And be gold. And big. And winged. Gold-winged, okay?

He's gotten Liberty confused with Victory, which is what actually matters to him.
 
The design of that dumb triumphal arch still bugs me. Firstly because its location makes it the entrance to a cemetery, so triumph is hardly appropriate, secondly because such arches are intended for passing through, not around, but it's in the middle of a roundabout and raised up on a plinth with multiple steps up to it, preventing any funeral parade from ever driving under it, and thirdly because the personification of Liberty does not have wings. When the hell did she grow wings? Well of course it was when the orange monster decided the golden fairy on the top needs to be gold and have great big wings. And be gold. And big. And winged. Gold-winged, okay?

But now Trump continues his descent into second childhood by declaring it'll also be full of drones and snipers and super cool stuff like that.

I wonder if he jots his ideas down anywhere?




Any reference to magnets is purely coincidental.
 
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The design of that dumb triumphal arch still bugs me. Firstly because its location makes it the entrance to a cemetery, so triumph is hardly appropriate, secondly because such arches are intended for passing through, not around, but it's in the middle of a roundabout and raised up on a plinth with multiple steps up to it, preventing any funeral parade from ever driving under it, and thirdly because the personification of Liberty does not have wings. When the hell did she grow wings? Well of course it was when the orange monster decided the golden fairy on the top needs to be gold and have great big wings. And be gold. And big. And winged. Gold-winged, okay?
But now Trump continues his descent into second childhood by declaring it'll also be full of drones and snipers and super cool stuff like that.
Second childhood; he's thinking Tinkerbell.
 
Triumphal Sniper Arch - With Drones!

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump

At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, planned since the Civil War Era many years ago, at the Receptive Circle adjoining the Arlington Memorial Bridge, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers, on both the roof and plaza areas, and additionally have and hold large quantities of sniper ammunition in storage.
There will be no facility like this anywhere in the World. Out of the 59 top cities and Capitals, Washington, D.C., IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT DOES NOT HAVE A TRIUMPHAL ARCH, but it will now and, by far, the greatest of them all!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

President DONALD J. TRUMP

So this triumphal arch, that's been wanted since the Civil War, is supposed to celebrate your triumph over who? Yourselves?
 
The design of that dumb triumphal arch still bugs me. Firstly because its location makes it the entrance to a cemetery, so triumph is hardly appropriate, secondly because such arches are intended for passing through, not around, but it's in the middle of a roundabout and raised up on a plinth with multiple steps up to it, preventing any funeral parade from ever driving under it, and thirdly because the personification of Liberty does not have wings. When the hell did she grow wings? Well of course it was when the orange monster decided the golden fairy on the top needs to be gold and have great big wings. And be gold. And big. And winged. Gold-winged, okay?

But now Trump continues his descent into second childhood by declaring it'll also be full of drones and snipers and super cool stuff like that.
He's now talking about storing ammunition in it. Ammunition, in one of Trump's half assed contruction projects, in the middle of Washington...
 
I think the critical feature in the planning of this arch is that it had to be designed to be wide enough that Trump could fit through it. That's why it's so big. He hasn't visited St Louis because he knows it would result in an embarrassing photo, and comparisons to Winnie the Pooh.
 
He's now talking about storing ammunition in it. Ammunition, in one of Trump's half assed contruction projects, in the middle of Washington...
Doesn't the USA want to prevent all its ammunition being destroyed by one stick of ACME dynamite? Has it that much to spare?

So who was the "military consultant" who suggested this idea to Donny? Because not even Heggie nuts-deep on a Saturday drink-tank bender would be so dim.
 
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