Given that everything...absolutely everything...that Trump says will happen either goes exactly in reverse or never happens at all, expect the Middle East conflict to continue, US gas prices continue to escalate, US alliances and the Hormuz situation will continue to fester, and Iran will get nuclear energy instead of oil.
I think you will find that you are a lady and therefore are no longer allowed in New Trumpland to have opinions about anything but puppies and kittens.
Veneris?
I love puppies and kittens, so that totally makes sense. Thank you for explaining that to me! I have always relied on the kindness of strange
What's with the unpatriotic names of those oceans? Can't he fix that?
New England has a fight on its hands.
Maybe we could distract Trump by introducing him to the naming achievements of Saparmurat Niyazov of Turkmenistan.
Just getting him to find the place on a map will keep him busy for hours. Then he could try spelling it without quotes.
And then whine about not receiving a noble piece prize for stopping the war between Türkiye and Kenya.
That's a wrong turn, for sure.
When we win the what now? Also...is it really such a good idea to be telling Iran that they do indeed have that much power over the American economy, or to remind Americans, this close to the midterms, that the rise in gas prices is so much due to you having started a war that you campaigned on not starting?
There's a War on Christmas?
It'll all be over by... umm. In two weeks.
