Trump's Second Term

[Regnad Kcin]

He wants it to work like a Thunderbirds style elevator, and transport his helicopter directly to his secret lair under the ballroom.

 

[bruto]

Desperate attempt to save her job, I assume.

I'm not so sure at this point. If she has reason to believe Trump's time is coming to an end, and she's on the chopping block anyway, it could be a desperate attempt to save her reputation. If I were in her position I might consider taking a big white box along even if it's empty.

 

[Tero]

EVIL EPA! ....They treated Americans very unfairly by stifling the production of important resources like Oil, Natural Gas, and Timber, and blocking the construction of family homes and critical Infrastructure. Even our Military couldn’t train on land that was deemed “off limits” to protect a little rodent! Now my Administration has returned the Endangered Species Act to how it was intended to be....

I hope those rodents were not transgender!

 

[Random]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

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tldr; Dershowitz left the Democratic party because they were not supporting the pedophile community.

 

[jimbob]

Goodbye Daylight Saving Time

Long Rant

But actually something positive

 

[dudalb]

It has reached the point where I simply canno tstand to read Trump's drivel.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

I never read his stuff, never listen to it, never look at a picture of him if I can avoid it.
There has never been anything meaningful said by the man. His administration never actually does what he says, and he constantly changes his mind.
It's much more fruitful to read the actual EOs.

 

[Orphia Nay]

Possibly the stupidest man who ever lived.

 

[Orphia Nay]

To anyone who hasn't read the associated article or heard the story:

Capital one closed a whole bunch of bank accounts used by various tentacles of the Trump organization. The reasons for the closure were not publicly disclosed at the time, so Trump sued them, accusing them of closing his accounts for "political reasons". It wasn't until Trump launched his lawsuit that Capital One said "its due to our anti-money-laundering investigations".

It was a total self-own, since Trump was given plenty of time to find other banks to grift from deal with, and he could have switched without anyone knowing the reason why.

Furthermore, apparently it was written into the rules of the bank that either customer or bank can close the account at any time for any reason, so Trump's plan to sue them likely wasn't going to go anywhere anyways.

More than 300 of his bank accounts were closed!

Trump bank accounts were closed due to concerns over possible money laundering, Capital One says

The court filing is tied to a lawsuit filed against Capital One by one of Trump’s financial holding companies shortly after he was sworn into office a second time.

www.pbs.org

 

[EHocking]

Not directly related but while in the army, during the time we were switching from paper to computers. I order a left door for a Gama Goat truck, and received a destroyer anchor Instead! I informed everyone up the chain,

Always the best way to deal with an anchor.

 

[EHocking]

I genuinely haven’t heard "Free State" in decades. But all of my grandparents’ generation are long since gone, as are most of my parents’.

Didn’t realise/remember this was Wings

 

[Darat]

The Chilling Trump Order Threatening All Americans

Why National Security Presidential Memorandum-7 is so important.

www.thenation.com

Land of the free(TM)

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

You'd better get the Republic of Ireland act repealed then. Now, I know it says the description of the country is "Republic of Ireland" not the name, but for you to affect to not know what the Republic of Ireland is is disingenuous.

The whole point of the Republic of Ireland Act was to sever the last vestigial ties to Perfidious Albion. It did not, nor was it ever intended to, change Ireland's name.

 

[jimbob]

Always the best way to deal with an anchor.

I'd been trying to think how to work that into a reply. Thanks

 

[EHocking]

I'd been trying to think how to work that into a reply. Thanks

I have this sinking feeling that this may be the start of many bad puns run all the way to the bitter end.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

As well as the rank issue, Patton and MacArthur both appear to have the wrong heads.

It's Trump with his fellow cosplay fantasists Fred Patton and Wayne MacArthur. They love to dress up and pretend they didn't dodge the draft.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

"For Cities and States with Watchtowers, and hard to reach places, it costs Millions of Dollars."

Watchtowers. They're like clocktowers, only smaller. Unless he's expecting bandit attacks.

If you have a clock tower, you're going to have service costs. Is it unreasonable and burdensome to have someone inspect and adjust the clock twice a year?

 

[dudalb]

Possibly the stupidest man who ever lived.

I am not sure I would go that far, but the stupidist man to ever win the presidency, yeah.
Maybe ignorant is a better word then stupid, he had a certain cunning or he never would become POTUS.

 

[jimbob]

I am not sure I would go that far, but the stupidist man to ever win the presidency, yeah.
Maybe ignorant is a better word then stupid, he had a certain cunning or he never would become POTUS.

I prefer biggest fool. Because his personality leads to a lack of wisdom and compounds his lack of intelligence.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Sunshine Protection Act! By reducing work hours spent in daylight. Not that he would know what daylight is, having stared into the sun.

More than he knows what 'work' means.