Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: China should be thanking us… They should be helping us. What does surprise me is they are not eager to help. There are some that were right up front. It would announce their names now but maybe they would prefer it not be announced.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033643623888392211

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "Then you hear the biggest explosions that anybody has ever heard. Those are the biggest bombs outside of nuclear. And you say, 'What technology we have. What a great country.'"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033643167086481701

 

[Andy_Ross]

That President again.
He's going to make this story a regular isn't he?

Trump: "I spoke to one of the former presidents who I actually like. I actually speak to some, I do like some people, it'd be shocking. And he said, 'I wish I did what you did.' Other presidents, somebody should've done it. 47 years this went on."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033645461261750612

 

[Stacyhs]

Trump: "The Somalians vote in a block. 100%. They make a deal with the Somalians, they all vote because they're on a gravy train. People come over from Somalia, they have no money and now they're buying Mercedes-Benz cars."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033640999541473505

He's off his meds again, isn't he?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Wibble

Trump: "I heard they were sending missiles to UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait is getting hit, Bahrain. There was no expert that would say that is going to happen."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033644885224390802

 

[Andy_Ross]

Goodbye NATO

Trump: "This is the greatest thing to come out of this. We spend trillions on NATO to defend other countries, and I always said but if it ever comes time to defend us, they're not gonna be there. Many of them would not be there. And we're gonna have to start thinking more wisely in this country."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033644286676275223

 

[Mojo]

Panic at the Disco:

Trump: "Our Country was unnecessarily RANSACKED by the Supreme Court, which has become a weaponized Political Organization ..."

What, has someone tried to stuff it with their supporters?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump on Starmer: "He says, 'Well, I'd like to ask my team.' I said, 'You don't have to worry about a team. You're the prime minister. You can make a decision. You don't have to speak to anybody.' So it's very disappointing."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033644120871162092

 

[Resume]

Wibble

Trump: "I heard they were sending missiles to UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait is getting hit, Bahrain. There was no expert that would say that is going to happen."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033644885224390802

None of your experts, certainly.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "There are some countries that greatly disappointed me. And you know, I'm the one that got them to pay from 2% to 5% of GDP -- NATO. I get along great with those countries, but I always said the problem with NATO is we'll always be there for them, but they'll never be there for us."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033643714963210493

 

[Andy_Ross]

Yes, but no, but...

DOOCY: Can we wrap this war up this week?

TRUMP: Yeah. Sure.

DOOCY: Will we?

TRUMP: I don't think so but it will be soon

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033646196774916365

 

[Stacyhs]

It's getting difficult to differentiate this thread from the "Trump is Mentally Ill" thread.

 

[Andy_Ross]

These are high IQ people. These are not Jasmine Crockett."

Trump: "Frankly, I thought the stock market was going to go down much more. It's a big chess game at a very high level. It's very high level chess. The highest. And I'm dealing with very smart players. These are high IQ people. These are not Jasmine Crockett."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033646621511061944

 

[Andy_Ross]

Where's my ballot?

Trump: "You go to California, they send out like 38 million ballots. Some Democrats get 7, 8 ballots. Republicans are a lot of times calling in, 'Where's my ballot? Where's my ballot?' They're lucky to get one."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033647495788548246

 

[Resume]

These are high IQ people. These are not Jasmine Crockett."

Trump: "Frankly, I thought the stock market was going to go down much more. It's a big chess game at a very high level. It's very high level chess. The highest. And I'm dealing with very smart players. These are high IQ people. These are not Jasmine Crockett."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033646621511061944

Why doesn't he just use the N-word and get it over with for crissakes? His base would love it, his clown-car cabinet would nod in agreement and wear it like the shoes the idiot gave them.

 

[Mojo]

Did he call you sir?

TRUMP: I've spoken to a certain president, who I like actually, a past president, he said, 'I wish I did it.' But they didn't do it. I'm doing it.

Q: Which president?

TRUMP: I can't tell you that. It would be very bad for his career even though he's got no career left.

Didn't happen. Canada has prime ministers, not presidents.

 

[Resume]

Where's my ballot?

Trump: "You go to California, they send out like 38 million ballots. Some Democrats get 7, 8 ballots. Republicans are a lot of times calling in, 'Where's my ballot? Where's my ballot?' They're lucky to get one."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033647495788548246

Got evidence, Gramps?

 

[Norman Alexander]

Trump: "We know California is many times worse, but Minnesota is terrible. They're all terrible. Those cities are terrible. New York is terrible. What's going on in Chicago, Illinois with that slob of a governor is terrible."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033642624217714847

It seems every city in the USA is "terrible" to Trump for some reason or another. So maybe the problem for him isn't these cities but someone who hates everything and everyone but himself...

 

[Norman Alexander]

Where's my ballot?

Trump: "You go to California, they send out like 38 million ballots. Some Democrats get 7, 8 ballots. Republicans are a lot of times calling in, 'Where's my ballot? Where's my ballot?' They're lucky to get one."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033647495788548246

Shemp's sig gets another run.

 

[stanfr]

Why doesn't he just use the N-word and get it over with for crissakes? His base would love it, his clown-car cabinet would nod in agreement and wear it like the shoes the idiot gave them.

It must be cool being Jasmine Crockett--not only do you know you are smarter than the POTUS, but you get to hear him remind the world every day that you are smarter than him.