Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "Iran was supposed to be this big, powerful country. We rapped the help out of them. I don't know when they cry uncle, but they should've cried it two days ago. But they don't have anything left."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031115890469519406

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Trump: "They wouldn't stand for a mother who just lost her daughter by having her throat slit from behind"

You know you just killed the new Supreme Leader's daughter, right?

 

[Jack by the hedge]

"There's something wrong with those people. And we can't let them ever be in a position where they can lead this country again."

Every accusation.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Crush health care

Trump: The crushing health care. We have to crush and take over the health care situation

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031117270026694880

 

[thaiboxerken]

Because that worked great with Imperial Japan.

Why does he want to do that to China, exactly?

Ziggy is just spitballing apologisms because that's what MAGA has to do when Trump makes idiotic decisions. They get plenty of practice, but it still amounts to a bunch of nonsense. It's like MAGA trying to explain to us non-MAGA why Trump pooping his pants is a sign of leadership.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Affordability

Trump: "They said the word 'affordability.' That's the first time I ever heard it. My first day in office, they said 'affordability.' They're the ones that caused the problem but we're really down prices big. Do you notice you don't hear that word anymore, Mike?"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031117740895809668

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Trump: "The world respects us right now more than they have ever respected us before"

Like a cobra in a kids' ball pool. If you call that sort of reaction respect then okay I guess.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Drugs

Trump on cutting drug prices: "It's driving the fake news crazy, because I say '400 percent, 500 percent, 600,' depending on the way you want to talk about it."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031119124928049286

 

[Aridas]

Mike Johnson speaks at Trump's property in Doral: "We're in the middle of the new golden era, the new golden age"

The kind that crashed into the Great Depression?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: One of my guests at the SOTU was the mother of the beautiful 23-year-old Ukrainian girl who was stabbed to death. She was devastated. Beautiful woman. Devastated. Uncontrollably devastated. And we couldn't get one Democrat to even clap. The Republicans clapped and went wild and they loved her. Not one Democrat in that whole room even thought about clapping

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031119676575727963

 

[autumn1971]

Wait... did you think he gets to personally keep seized oil?

No, but when he does anyway you will be supporting him and his treason whole-heartedly

 

[Andy_Ross]

One trillion dollar epic fury

Trump: The reps in this room provided pivotal votes in securing a record one trillion dollars for the US military this year and now the world is witnessing the importance of that investment with the most complex and stunning operations ever conducted. Operation epic fury. That's a great name, isn't it? Epic fury!

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031112638667829467

 

[Norman Alexander]

Honest to deities, Republicans! Just hook that old ◊◊◊◊-stain off the stage and never let him speak again! Whatever your agenda, he and his fascist minions are making it all worse. Not only are you facing electoral annihilation you are facing life in jail if you help him any more. Save yourselves - dump them NOW!

 

[Ziggurat]

No, but when he does anyway

How exactly do you imagine he's going to pull that off.

you will be supporting him and his treason whole-heartedly

And when he doesn't, what will you do?

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Trump on cutting drug prices: "It's driving the fake news crazy, because I say '400 percent, 500 percent, 600,' depending on the way you want to talk about it."

Imagine how humiliating it is to have an innumerate fool, incapable of admitting error, as your nation's president. And then he proclaims that, thanks to his cavalcade of halfwits, you're respected as never before.

I ran out of cringe. Send fresh supplies. In bulk, please.

 

[Armitage72]

Trump: One of my guests at the SOTU was the mother of the beautiful 23-year-old Ukrainian girl who was stabbed to death. She was devastated. Beautiful woman. Devastated. Uncontrollably devastated. And we couldn't get one Democrat to even clap. The Republicans clapped and went wild and they loved her. Not one Democrat in that whole room even thought about clapping

Because they know you don't actually care about her. You're just using her as a prop, you heartless sociopathic piece of ◊◊◊◊. Why else talk about how beautiful she is? Unattractive props aren't as appealing, especially not to you.

 

[Aridas]

So not because he's a greedy, avaricious criminal?

Note - Zig said that it was a "possible reason." In the abstract, removed from context, that's absolutely true. Unfortunately, we're dealing with Trump and his Administration, though, so that kind of motivation is pretty much off the table from the start. It's just the stuff of those grasping at rotten straws to try to find some way to spin their evils positively.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: Schumer is a Palestinian now. He's a register Palestinian. He wants to protect the Iranian people who are quite nasty.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031120890524749882

 

[Mojo]

Ziggy is just spitballing apologisms because that's what MAGA has to do when Trump makes idiotic decisions. They get plenty of practice, but it still amounts to a bunch of nonsense. It's like MAGA trying to explain to us non-MAGA why Trump pooping his pants is a sign of leadership Biden's fault.

 

[Andy_Ross]

MAGA

Trump: "MAGA is great. And we'll always respect MAGA. We love MAGA. We're never gonna let you down with MAGA. MAGA."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031121092706734150