Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

Self proclaimed ◊◊◊◊ President

Trump: "No other president can do some of this ◊◊◊◊ I'm doing"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031119779981930660

Spoiler tag to hide rude word in link.

The President can say it but you aren't allowed to see what he said.

 

[autumn1971]

How exactly do you imagine he's going to pull that off.

And when he doesn't, what will you do?

Reload and aim for the next fascist ◊◊◊◊

 

[Aridas]

Trump: One of my guests at the SOTU was the mother of the beautiful 23-year-old Ukrainian girl who was stabbed to death. She was devastated. Beautiful woman. Devastated. Uncontrollably devastated. And we couldn't get one Democrat to even clap. The Republicans clapped and went wild and they loved her. Not one Democrat in that whole room even thought about clapping

Clapping and cheering at the suffering of others sorta is the Republican way, after all.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Grifting

Trump: "The greatest thing about being president is I no longer have to contribute. Nobody ever asks me for money."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031120367197077584

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Sorry, Iranian people. You're "quite nasty" now.

You were supposed to rise up and form a pro-Trump government. And say Thank You. And wear a suit.

But now you're quite nasty, so you have to die. Pray he gets bored before you're all dead.

 

[Andy_Ross]

So he does have some limits

Trump: "You daughter, she has to be of age. Like above 6 years old."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031121996411502704

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "No transgender mutilizshiation surgery for our children"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031122578492825623

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "It's actually a matter in a serious way of national survival. You can't have these elections going on like this anymore."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031123276362080447

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump lies: "There's not a country in the world that does mail in ballots anymore. They tried it ... there's no elections so corrupt as the elections in the United States of America. And we can solve them.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031123580872692050

 

[Stacyhs]

Self proclaimed ◊◊◊◊ President

Trump: "No other president can do some of this ◊◊◊◊ I'm doing"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031119779981930660

Spoiler tag to hide rude word in link.

The President can say it but you aren't allowed to see what he said.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and admittedly I'm not a mental health professional, but I'm going to hazard a guess that Trump is just a tad narcissistic and well...unwell.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: The Save Act—it was alright. Nobody knew what the hell what it was including me. SAVE AMERICA ACT! Don’t ever say Save Act ever again. Nobody has any idea what we are trying to save.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031123790160404766

 

[Resume]

Trump: The Save Act—it was alright. Nobody knew what the hell what it was including me. SAVE AMERICA ACT! Don’t ever say Save Act ever again. Nobody has any idea what we are trying to save.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031123790160404766

You're trying to save your silly, lying, smelly old ass from a mid-terms catastrophe. So STFU, you gaslighting demented fool.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Won three times

Trump lies about the 2024 and 2020 elections: "I heard Mike say it's 78 million votes, but it's actually 86. You know, they cheated like hell, but it was too big to rig. Remember? I won three times."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031124753616933111

 

[Resume]

Trump: Schumer is a Palestinian now. He's a register Palestinian. He wants to protect the Iranian people who are quite nasty.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031120890524749882

JFC, what a jagoff. There are very few people I know of that are nastier than this imbecile. Just imagine being a U.S. citizen of Iranian descent and hearing this garbage. C'mon already hamberders, do your ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ job!



Or Schumer.

 

[azazal]

So he does have some limits

Trump: "You daughter, she has to be of age. Like above 6 years old."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031121996411502704

W..T..F..is he even talking about here?

 

[Mojo]

Grifting

Trump: "The greatest thing about being president is I no longer have to contribute. Nobody ever asks me for money."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031120367197077584

You never contributed anything in your life.

 

[Garrison]

Trump also delivered a beautifully clear strategy for Iran:

"We have already won in many ways, but we haven't won enough,"

Trump says Iran war will be over 'pretty quickly' but US hasn't 'won enough' yet

Oil prices fall as Trump threatens Iran with 'fire and fury' over Strait of Hormuz

www.bbc.co.uk

The terrifying question is when his poll numbers still suck and people keep asking about the Epstein files after Iran has been flattened what does he do next?

 

[Armitage72]

W..T..F..is he even talking about here?

From the first couple seconds, he might be talking about the young children of illegal immigrants illegally getting voting ID for their parents ... somehow, but I'm not sure.

 

[NM156]

Wait... did you think he gets to personally keep seized oil?

He gets to personally profit from it.

 

[AmyStrange]

I would accept the invitation and then tell him how terrible he is during the live presser.

I love it, but there would be nothing stopping me from doing a live presser without the fat clown next to me. I'd have a hard time not vomitting if he was nearby, but then again, that alone would be a great statement too.


ETA: I mean if Bush2 could do it, why couldn't I?

Although, TBH, even though Bush2 was an idiot while president, I wouldn't have turned down an invite to hang out with him, do some lines, and maybe smoke some jays. He seems like a pretty funny guy otherwise.