I also have searched the Founding Fathers for voter ID. Not a single one of them had a photo ID! I will agree to a personal seal and signature. The government must provide the wax and I will put the seal next to my signature.
And I will bring a servant with my chop in a sandalwood box. Upon my
command, my eunuch -- did I mention that my servants are altered? gives
them more time to think -- will produce the ivory instrument and cake of ink, and
affix my personal bone-script mark wherever the United States Goverment
mandarin indicates. Then it's back into my sedan chair and off! to the Pavilion
of Concubines! Hey, the superior gentleman knows how to have a good time!
