Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Senator Cryin' [not in quotes] Chuck Schumer is demanding over One Billion Dollars in order to approve a small number of our highly qualified nominees, who should right now be helping to run our Country. [syntax that Trump doesn't use in speech]
This demand is egregious and unprecedented [words Trump doesn't know and can't spell], and would be embarrassing to the Republican Party if it were accepted. It is political extortion, by any other name. [Donny doesn't do similes] Tell Schumer, who is under tremendous political pressure from within his own party, the Radical Left Lunatics, to GO TO HELL! Do not accept the offer, go home and explain to your constituents [not a Trump word] what bad people the Democrats are, and what a great job the Republicans are doing, and have done, for our Country.
Have a great RECESS and, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! [Out of character with the rest of the post. AI-generated Trumpism, probably]