TragicMonkey
Poisoned Waffles
Indeed: doctors have certified, after examination, that Trump's brain matter is trivial.
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Trump's Second Term
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Mojo
Mostly harmless
Fixed.
Mojo
Mostly harmless
And Aristotle was Belgian.
P.J. Denyer
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It's amazing how sensitive medical instruments are these days, talk about a needle in a crapstack.
P.J. Denyer
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No, Turkish.
Helen
Implicitly explicit
No that's Hercules. Hercules Poirot. The Turkish Belgian. He invented crime novels and labour. And midwives. Aristoteles invented ducks. And turkeys.
TragicMonkey
Poisoned Waffles
I thought Aristotle married Jackie O.? The one who used to have a rose garden but something awful happened to it.
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Not a cult
Rep. Wesley Hunt: "Despite the fact that his life is in danger, he still gets up, goes to the White House lawn, and teaches kids how to do the Trump dance. This guy is a machine. This is our guy. We must follow suit or we're gonna lose our country."
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Rep. Wesley Hunt: "Despite the fact that his life is in danger, he still gets up, goes to the White House lawn, and teaches kids how to do the Trump dance. This guy is a machine. This is our guy. We must follow suit or we're gonna lose our country."
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Trump begins his speech to military moms: "We're in I call it a skirmish. Because that's what it is. We're doing unbelievably well, as we did in Venezuela."
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Trump to military moms: "We'll see whether or not they're agreeing. And if they don't agree, they'll end up agreeing shortly thereafter. That's the way it is."
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P.J. Denyer
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"Something Awful" is the nicest way I've heard him referred to in a while.
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Ballroom!
Trump to military moms: "By the way, right behind me -- see that? -- you call that a window or a drape, I call that a knockout panel. Because behind that is the entrance to the new ballroom. Which everybody likes, especially since last Saturday evening, because it'll have a thing called security."
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Trump to military moms: "By the way, right behind me -- see that? -- you call that a window or a drape, I call that a knockout panel. Because behind that is the entrance to the new ballroom. Which everybody likes, especially since last Saturday evening, because it'll have a thing called security."
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Trump: "I'm good at ballrooms. This can repel a lot of different weapons. It really has become very popular."
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Trump says he requested assistance from the military to prevent autocorrect from changing Melania’s name in his social media posts:
Trump: They have spell correct and word correct on these crazy machines that we use to put out truths or they used to be called tweets and every time I wrote Melania, it would correct to Melody. I didn’t know about that feature. You know who corrected it? The military.
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Trump: They have spell correct and word correct on these crazy machines that we use to put out truths or they used to be called tweets and every time I wrote Melania, it would correct to Melody. I didn’t know about that feature. You know who corrected it? The military.
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He's given an edict
He's reducing salaries to get them to make more stuff
Trump: "I've given a special edict that the defense companies who have the best equipment, they're not making it fast enough, and now they're all building plants all over the place. I said, 'I'm gonna reduce your salary. You're gonna put it into weapons.'"
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He's reducing salaries to get them to make more stuff
Trump: "I've given a special edict that the defense companies who have the best equipment, they're not making it fast enough, and now they're all building plants all over the place. I said, 'I'm gonna reduce your salary. You're gonna put it into weapons.'"
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Did they have to tell him the difference?
Trump: By sea, by ocean, by water. A lot of people say, “what do you mean by sea? Is it see? Like vision?” No, it’s sea, SEA.
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Trump: By sea, by ocean, by water. A lot of people say, “what do you mean by sea? Is it see? Like vision?” No, it’s sea, SEA.
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TragicMonkey
Poisoned Waffles
At least he didn't mistake "sea" for the letter C; he hasn't made it that far into his alphabet reader.
plague311
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This man is a ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ moron. I don't understand how anyone can take him seriously.
It's disturbing how ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ stupid he is.
P.J. Denyer
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Scientist have detected the gravitational waves from the collision of two black holes 1.3 billion years ago and calculated the masses of both of them, but it's the guys who actually managed to scan Trumps brain that impress me more.