Trump's Second Term

[Resume]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036127990871097580

You can tie it in all you want, ◊◊◊◊ face. Your Save (the mid terms for me) bill ain't gonna pass as is. So ◊◊◊◊ your face for easter, you lying, decrepit, demented old goat.

After he declares martial law, I wonder how many years I'm gonna get for these posts?

 

[shemp]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036127990871097580

You can tie it in all you want, ◊◊◊◊ face. Your Save (the mid terms for me) bill ain't gonna pass as is. So ◊◊◊◊ your face for easter, you lying, decrepit, demented old goat.
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After he declares martial law, I wonder how many years I'm gonna get for these posts?

Brother, we're both going up the river for life.

 

[Donal]

Paperclip.

This is going to be repeated at every speech isn't it?

COLLINS: Who's idea was it to put ICE in airports?

TRUMP: Mine. That was like the paperclip. Do you know the story of the paperclip? 182 years ago a man discovered the paperclip. It was so simple. And everybody that looked it thought, 'Why didn't I think of that?' ICE was my idea.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036105325326016658

He confused that with Operation Paperclip, in which the US government hired a bunch of Nazis

 

[Helen]

Paperclip.

This is going to be repeated at every speech isn't it?

COLLINS: Who's idea was it to put ICE in airports?

TRUMP: Mine. That was like the paperclip. Do you know the story of the paperclip? 182 years ago a man discovered the paperclip. It was so simple. And everybody that looked it thought, 'Why didn't I think of that?' ICE was my idea.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036105325326016658

Someone discovered the paperclip? Well, I never! It occurs in nature? How? Where? Flora or fauna? I'd love to see one in the wild.

 

[bruto]

Since Hawaii is strongly blue, the only comment I expect to hear from him is "Serves them right!"

That's assuming (and it may be a rash assumption) that Trump is aware Hawaii is one of the United States at all.

 

[jimbob]

Today?
He's been telling the same lie for months

Trump: It was brought to my attention today that we’re the only country that does mail in voting. I call it mail in cheating.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036125103239602334

By now, he believes it

 

[bruto]

Someone discovered the paperclip? Well, I never! It occurs in nature? How? Where? Flora or fauna?
I'd love to see one in the wild.

Perhaps not. Though Trump's fondness for them is understandable. They're kind of like ICE cops, never there when you need one, hard to get rid of when you don't, and bent.

 

[Brainster]

Jeez, I can't imagine how unpaid, trained TSA staff are going to react to paid, untrained ICE goons working side by side with them, especially since the TSA staff know the reason they are not getting paid currently is those same ICE goons.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Trump on Joe Kent: "I'm not a fan of the guy ... His wife was killed. He remarried fairly quickly."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036082257165783466

As opposed to committing serial adultery?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

So now he seems to be shuttling between saying there's nobody in Iran left to talk to (and he likes that) to having had good productive talks with them. I wonder what he's talking to.

Does there actually need to be anyone?

 

[Resume]

Remember, the dems were prepared to fund TSA, but it failed along party lines.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Are we bombing the Romans?

Well, what did they ever do for us?

 

[grunion]

Someone discovered the paperclip? Well, I never! It occurs in nature? How? Where? Flora or fauna? I'd love to see one in the wild.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

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"You seem to be composing a deranged, misspelled tweet in all caps, do you need any help?"

 

[Andy_Ross]

TRUMP: Could I have taken Elvis in a fight?

GRACELAND WORKER: I don't know? You might. I think he would've been respectful enough to let you win

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036158270025466336

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump at Graceland: "He's the most famous person on the planet. Let's see -- who else would be more famous than Elvis? Nobody that I can think of. See."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036157778213896382

 

[Andy_Ross]

TRUMP: He always came back here?

GRACELAND WORKER: He always came back to Memphis. This was home.

TRUMP: And now it's safe again

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036154592849744204

 

[Stacyhs]

He has a lot of beliefs

Trump: "Within law enforcement, did anybody vote for Kamala? I do believe we got 98, 99% with law enforcement."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036131688460292390

Tomorrow it will be "I do believe we got 98, 99, 600,1000,1800% with law enforcement."

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump turns to Patel after Stephen Miller praises him for five minutes and says, "So Kash, see if you can top that. That's a tough one, Kash."

"That is tough," Patel replies, and then he starts praising him too

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036138166382473600

 

[Resume]

Trump at Graceland: "He's the most famous person on the planet. Let's see -- who else would be more famous than Elvis? Nobody that I can think of. See."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2036157778213896382

Infamous in his case.