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Trump's Second Term

Donald and his ballroom are in the latest Spitting Image video.

Speer reveals his latest architectural masterpiece to Donald.

Just after the first sketch with Paddington Bear explaining why he robbed the Louvre.

 
Of course Pharaoh has a ready-made workforce just sitting around at Alligator Alcatraz. Many of whom will have skills in construction. Set them to work hand-building his trophy project.

You could even hint to them that cooperation might earn their release. Perhaps a sign over the gate saying work shall set you free.
 
Chuck Schumer wants ONLY four people to go into a smoke-filled back room — in private, behind the backs of the American people — to cut some shady deal.

That’s NOT how this works. I promised to end Congress’ bad habit of backroom, shadowy politics.

I REFUSE to cut secret deals that put the American people LAST. But that’s what Schumer has always done during his 44 years in Congress. The old way stops now.

 
Canada took a lot of money out of America.

Trump: Canada lied. I mean, what they did was terrible. They made up a fake statement by President Reagan. Reagan was a big supporter of tariffs when needed….

They've taken a lot of money out of our country and now we're taking it all back. And so they went out and they made a fake commercial. The Reagan Foundation went crazy when they saw it because it was, you know, the opposite. It was the opposite of what Ronald Reagan—Ronald Reagan liked tariffs and when necessary he would use tariffs and it's made us a very rich country.

But they took a commercial saying the exact opposite, Canada. And so I'm very disappointed in Canada. They lied. I mean, it was a it was a fraud what they did.

 
Ranchers are very happy.

Reporter: If you don't get a deal what will you do for farmers who are being impacted…

Trump: We're going to subsidize them and we'll give them some money because it's not their fault. They've been doing very well. They did very well under me. Even if you look at the ranchers, the ranchers for the first time in years have made some money, but the beef prices are up a little bit. So, we'll have to make a determination, but the ranchers are very happy because, you know, for many years they suffered. Now they're making a little money. They're making some money and that's a good thing. You know, I'm happy about that. So, we'll see. But we'll see beyond that point. We'll see.

 
It was AI or something

Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"

Can I believe it? Hmm. Can I believe that Canada posted some AI slop? No, Donald, that's your thing. I look forward to the big reveal of what Reagan actually said.
 
Wobble Wibble Worple Arc!

Trump says his ballroom might cost more than $300 million but adds, "you know we're building the arc. Maybe we use it for the arc. We raised a lot of money for the ballroom, so maybe we'll put -- the arc is going to be incredible for Washington DC, so maybe we use it for the arc."


They should hold some back, when Trump dies his grave will require an upgrade to the local sewers to handle all the extra liquid.
 
Won't do anything? I seem to recall something rather different happening in Trump's first term. The Trump Administration worked to change the Environmental Protection Agency into an agency to pave the way for big business to exploit the environment, nigh inverting its official purpose.

As it stands, already - EPA dismisses clean air, science advisory boards. Their stated reasons are an exercise in up is down level lies, of course.
Kind of like how the Sherman Anti-Trust Act was once used against the unions rather than against the trusts back in the day, the last time that business and politics were at this level of corruption.
 

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