shemp
a flimsy character...perfidious and despised
Then why don't you resign and turn yourself in, you ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ 34 time felon!The White House
@WhiteHouse
President Trump: "My goal is to stop crime in America."
Then why don't you resign and turn yourself in, you ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ 34 time felon!The White House
@WhiteHouse
President Trump: "My goal is to stop crime in America."
Gronewold said Guard soldiers serve two purposes: “One, to defend America, and two, to protect Oregonians. And so by serving in this mission, they will be protecting any protesters at the ICE facility.”
Gronewold, for his part, noted that the president’s federalization meant the soldiers would be taken out of his chain of command and placed under the control of the U.S. Northern Command.
He said Trump’s social media post authorizing “full force” by the soldiers was unclear, as the term is “not a doctrinal term that the Army uses.”
Gronewold closed out his remarks by asking lawmakers to spread a message about the difference between local troops and federal law enforcement agents.
“We’re the home team, and our job is to protect and serve Oregonians, and we follow lawful orders, and that’s what we’re doing,” he said. “Please treat them with dignity and respect.”
Meanwhile ICE is making arrests in Chicago. No word on whether Governor Pritzker interposed himself. Maybe the arrestees weren't his people.Pritzker: "This guy is unhinged. He's insecure. He's a wannabe dictator. And there's one thing I really want to say to Donald Trump. If you come for my people, you come through me. So come and get me."
Not edgy.Meanwhile ICE is making arrests in Chicago. No word on whether Governor Pritzker interposed himself. Maybe the arrestees weren't his people.
Objection! That's only for the convictions in one case. He's committed a hell of a lot more felonies than that, though.Then why don't you resign and turn yourself in, you ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ 34 time felon!
Antifa did Jan 6
Q: There's compelling proof that antifa did infiltrate on January 6 dressed up like Trump supporters and incited violence. Is that something you'd like the new J6 committee to look at?
TRUMP: Well I've heard that. Yeah. We will be acting on some of that.
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA (The Borowitz Report)—A federal judge dismissed all charges against former FBI Director James Comey on Wednesday after Donald J. Trump’s handpicked US attorney misspelled his name as “Homey.”
Yeah, that didn't happen. Satire.Someone tell me this is true. Please.
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Comey’s Charges Dismissed After Trump’s Handpicked Prosecutor Misspells his Name as “Homey”
“Indictmenting is hard," Lindsey Halligan said.www.borowitzreport.com
In yet another embarrassing spelling goof, Halligan referred to the attorneys she ordered to charge Comey as his “persecutors.”

Whorewolves perhaps . . .We just passed the full moon.
Now I'm not saying the president is a werewolf. That would be silly. But every 4 weeks he disappears for a few days...
Can you get other were-stuff? Like maybe a were-Tucker Carlson? Whatever it is must be pretty horrifying, since when the creature turns back into Trump they think that's actually better and it's fit to be seen in public again.
shaunlkelly1955
4d
As the Chinese did with a visibly declining Mao, Trump is now making appearances every few days. Unlike the Chinese leadership, however, the US military seems very interested in Trump's alarming mental decline, along with his unconstitutional desire to use the Armed Forces against American citizens in designated cities. Thus, behind the Mao-like isolation due to health and the delay of the Epstein Files, a Seven Days in May scenario might be brewing that will lead to a most consequential fall.
karen.bailey.501151
5d
Trump is experiencing a rapid mental and physical decline. He had some medical procedure recently when he disappeared for 6 days that has been propping him up but he’s basically on life support and from the look of him it’s not going to keep him going for 3 more years. All the kings horses and all the kings men can’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again. The body can only endure so much abuse before it finally gives up. He has used up his body just like he has used up this country.
But will this removal be before or after the insurrection act?lee.h.edgerley
10/01/25
Americans have always admired Presidents who embody the strength and character of this nation.Trump is a tired, weak, sick old man in deep mental decline. Overall, his standing even among Republican has dropped 16 points since the start of the year.His autocratic regime has weak, incompetent leadership in every department; bar none.America deserves so much better.
Paid Anarchists
Trump: When you the signs and they are all made of nice, very expensive paper with beautiful wood handles, all the same color, they come from very expensive printing machines. These are not people that write out their signs in a basement that believe in something. These are paid anarchists.
Bombed out Portland
Trump on Portland: "It's like the movies you see for the kids, I guess not only the kids, adults also, where you have these bombed out cities and these bombed out people. It's like, worse than that."