And again, you are demonstrably wrong.
I know very well what constitutes "the left" and "the right"--and the actual definitions do not orthographically map to your epithets at all. At all.
I don't need the actual definitions, as used lexicographically correctly, explained to me; I own the words and use them, accurately. I just sometimes wonder at the ways you, personally, use them.
Well, then you might start telling me when they don't "map" perhaps then I'd be willing to help you.
