thaiboxerken said:
Since when is a squit of water "physical contact"?
In law, it clearly is an assult -- even here in the US. It might not be an "assult" that the police would deem in their professional judgement to persue, or that the victem would take on and press charges, but it is an assult...indeed, if the water hit him it could also be a simple battery.
This is no different than a throwing a pie at a politician whose views you don't like, IMO. The pie-throwers are often prosecuted for assault and/or battery.
But, more importantly, this is an embarassment for vaunted British Humor. This is something they would do here in the US juvinile and rude, not terribly funny save for those who find the 3 Stoogies the hight of humor and sophistication.
Don't like TC, his movies or his religion. But it seems to me that pranks (like Candid Camera, etc) are only funny IF the victem sees the humor in it and is able to laugh at themselves or the situation. If he didn't find it funny, or was in fear of any kind, etc. he should prosecute (he also has a case for civil assault, is my recolection from the common-law). He likely wouldn't do it because of the bad publicity...but the question is really why should celebrities be any different than common folk? I would be mad if someone sprayed me with water when I wasn't anticipating it, I understand where Cruise is coming from.
What if he had hurt himself ducking an unknown liquid flying toward him? Given the problem of stalkers, etc. he could reasonably have believed that someone was throwing acid at him, or otherwise trying to do him irrational bodilly harm. If he'd hurt himself avoiding the water, would you still think it funny? Would you still think it isn't an assault?