Merged Tom and Katie Splitting Up

[Cain]

I just hope the republic can survive... these terrible puns.

 

[trustbutverify]

Combine celebrity with Scientology? How much worse can it get? Celebrities are notorious woosters. Scientology just reinforces the delusion that the Celebrity is Special, endowed by the universe with special talents and luck, and therefore deserving of all of the rewards of being the center of the universe, which is reinforced by all of those cameras following them.

From what I've read about the methods of intimidation and coercion employed by the COS, I think there's more at stake than just reinforcement.

 

[Orphia Nay]

The alternate reality that celebrityhood presents is far more damaging.

Celebrityhood is more damaging than celebrityhood + Scientology?

From what I've read about the methods of intimidation and coercion employed by the COS, I think there's more at stake than just reinforcement.

Indeed.

 

[JeanFromBNA]

Celebritology?

 

[Roadtoad]

Undoubtedly Ms. Holmes will be consulting the top gun lawyers at the firm for advice. The divorce settlement will surely be all about the color of money. With Tom being afraid of losin' it.

It would seem he is no longer Katie's rock of ages. Perhaps the home front had become a war of the worlds, and that's why she's leaving. Or maybe it's because she wasn't born on the fourth of July, but Tom kept thinking her that's when her birthday was. Or maybe it was because of the whole Scientology thing she felt like one of the outsiders. Or perhaps, as legend has it, after having her eyes wide shut for so long, she at least realized Tom actually prefers the company of a few good men.

Wins thread.

 

[dafydd]

At least she won't have to carry him around anymore.

 

[Wudang]

Sorry, Anna Nicole Smith is dead.

Yeah, sure but at least she's finally hit her goal weight.

 

[Monketi Ghost]

Three minutes to Wapner.

 

[Beerina]

uhhhh... People fall out of love every day?

Sure.

she filed the divorce papers?

Fair enough.

it's their business?

wrong!!!1!1¡¡¡

 

[Beerina]

Rumor is, she left him.


The real story here is, can she save her daughter from Scientology?

No, the real story is, can Scientology save Tom's inheritance from the daughter?

 

[Peter72]

I saw a really stupid news report on this. I don't know what channel as I was just channel surfing in a hotel room in Canada. The 3 host/announcers/ TV people on air seemed to think Tom jumping on Oprah's couch was the craziest thing he's ever done.

 

[Monketi Ghost]

"Yes, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray! You were in there! The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. *Legal history!*"