Merged Tom and Katie Splitting Up

[Lamuella]

in the middle of the night, someone started banging on James Van Der Beek's door, yelling "Dawson! Dawson!"

 

[trustbutverify]

I thought he loved this woman. He was so excited. What happened?

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

And they said it wouldn't last.. well, at least not a billion years.

 

[KatieG]

Ok, so let me get this straight. Katie is working in a Chinese sweatshop and Tom is dating his own daughter?

Have Tom Cruise and Woody Allen been seen together recently?

 

[Alt+F4]

Worst...thread...ever!

 

[Voodoosix]

we need a conspiracy theory....

Scientology has HQ in Florida.... a zombie guy goes on the attack in Florida.... Tom and Katie split....

MUST BE HAARP!

 

[BillC]

So now the big question is, has CoS really got its hooks into Katie too, or will she leave the fold and (hopefully) eventually start dishing the dirt on them?

I think this is unlikely, but for different reasons than Loss Leader does. Nicole Kidman was put under tremendous pressure -- blackmailed, really -- to not say a word about the CoS on her split with Cruise. Cruise & the CoS held a trump card then -- the couple's two children -- as they do now with Holmes and Cruise's daughter. I predict she will be as tight-lipped about the whole matter as Kidman has been.

 

[korenyx]

Well over this side of the pond we Brits have had some real news in the form of quite atrocious weather (for June). What does everyone think of the rain, man?

On CNN Tom and Katie were getting almost as much coverage as the Colorado wildfires.

 

[Cain]

I'm not greedy, but I wish I invented something like Scientology. If I WAS greedy then I'd hope to invent something like Catholicism.

 

[Corsair 115]

It was pretty risky business, but it turned out to be some kind of impossible mission.

Doubtless there are days of thunder ahead.

But those are far & away.

Maybe she no longer had all the right moves.

Undoubtedly Ms. Holmes will be consulting the top gun lawyers at the firm for advice. The divorce settlement will surely be all about the color of money. With Tom being afraid of losin' it.

It would seem he is no longer Katie's rock of ages. Perhaps the home front had become a war of the worlds, and that's why she's leaving. Or maybe it's because she wasn't born on the fourth of July, but Tom kept thinking her that's when her birthday was. Or maybe it was because of the whole Scientology thing she felt like one of the outsiders. Or perhaps, as legend has it, after having her eyes wide shut for so long, she at least realized Tom actually prefers the company of a few good men.

 

[Beerina]

This will be Tom's 3rd divorce since entering Scientology.

We need to stop with the fluff and start with the vitals. Has anyone else noticed one of Mrs. Kensington's out-masses all four from the other two?

 

[commandlinegamer]

Rupert Murdoch weighs in on Scientology, on Twitter, "something creepy, maybe even evil about these people", "weird cult".

Oh, my.

 

[Monketi Ghost]

I heard that Tom Cruise is so bummed out that he is sitting calmly on a couch.

*snicker, chuckle*

 

[Monketi Ghost]

I'm sure all will be made clear in time.

Some of these jokes are great!

 

[Monketi Ghost]

Undoubtedly Ms. Holmes will be consulting the top gun lawyers at the firm for advice. The divorce settlement will surely be all about the color of money. With Tom being afraid of losin' it.

It would seem he is no longer Katie's rock of ages. Perhaps the home front had become a war of the worlds, and that's why she's leaving. Or maybe it's because she wasn't born on the fourth of July, but Tom kept thinking her that's when her birthday was. Or maybe it was because of the whole Scientology thing she felt like one of the outsiders. Or perhaps, as legend has it, after having her eyes wide shut for so long, she at least realized Tom actually prefers the company of a few good men.

So...much...win...

I hilited what seems to me to be a minority report

 

[Damien Evans]

I'm surprised it lasted this long, what woman could put up with Tom? Oh I know, a gold digger with an IQ of 89.

Uh huh. And why exactly would Katie Holmes be a gold digger? She was already pretty successful before she even met him. If she wasn't already a millionaire from Dawsons Creek she was getting screwed over.

 

[Damien Evans]

Rupert Murdoch weighs in on Scientology, on Twitter, "something creepy, maybe even evil about these people", "weird cult".

Oh, my.

When even Rupert Murdoch thinks you're creepy and evil you know you've gone way too far.

 

[Beerina]

Uh huh. And why exactly would Katie Holmes be a gold digger? She was already pretty successful before she even met him. If she wasn't already a millionaire from Dawsons Creek she was getting screwed over.

Nicole Kidman was rich and famous already, too, and has an IQ in the 130s.

 

[Vortigern99]

I thought he loved this woman. He was so excited. What happened?

Uhhhh... people fall out of love every day?

She filed the divorce papers?

It's their business?

 

[dudalb]

History repeats itself. One of Tom's wives cannot take the CO$ crap anymore.