Merged Tom and Katie Splitting Up

[Roadtoad]

Wow. This is a shocker.

Cruise, who turns 50 on Monday, and Holmes, 33, have not been seen together in public since February when they attended an Oscars party together. The actress did not accompany her husband on the red carpet for any of his “Rock of Ages” premieres and was noticeably absent when he received the Friars Foundation's Entertainment Icon Award on June 12 – a big deal considering he is only one of four people to ever get the honor. Her excuse? Holmes had to appear at an ice skating event in China. Instead, Cruise brought along Suri, 6, as his date, as well as his 17-year-old son Connor. "[Katie's] in China working," he said during his speech. "The women are all working. So Suri is my date this evening. Suri, thank you. My son Connor is [also] here. You guys really inspire me."

Whee.

I guess he'll be looking for another young bride. Or maybe he'll go with extra snug fit natural fiber condoms for his next date. My guess is he might just skip the part where they remove it from the sheep.

 

[NotJesus]

Nooooooooooooo!

 

[Vortigern99]

Or maybe he'll go with extra snug fit natural fiber condoms for his next date. My guess is he might just skip the part where they remove it from the sheep.

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

Woop. Woop. Woop. MEST Failure. All Operating Thetans to the Bridge.

Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise head for divorce
CBC News
Posted: Jun 29, 2012 1:58 PM ET
Last Updated: Jun 29, 2012 1:56 PM ET

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/story/2012/06/29/holmes-cruise-divorce.html

I guess someone didn't get enough "auditing" and had a few nasty engrams still clinging on.

Another great win for LRon's acolytes. Some of the most brainwashed fools around.

 

[Mick Houlahan]

In other news, the Dakota Fanning compound is now on emergency lockdown.

 

[RenaissanceBiker]

"She lost that loving feeling. She lost that loving feeling. She lost that LOOOVING feeling. Now its gone, gone, gone."

Really, RT. A better headline would have been, "Tom Cruise shaves his beard."

 

[IDB87]

Cocktail is an awful movie.

That is all I have to say on this matter.

 

[Loss Leader]

This will be Tom's 3rd divorce since entering Scientology.

 

[commandlinegamer]

Will no-one think of the poor Daily Mail sub-editors. What's the Suri Cruise angle here?

 

[NoahFence]

I'm calling it here first. Next wife = Julianne Hough.

 

[DrDave]

I'd like to hear more about this tarvolta

 

[Beerina]

 

[kajata]

I heard that Tom Cruise is so bummed out that he is sitting calmly on a couch.

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

This will be Tom's 3rd divorce since entering Scientology.

Given Kim Kardashians 72 day marriage or Britney Spears's 56 hour marriage, that's actually an average to slightly above average record of marital success for a prominent member of the entertainment industry.

 

[aggle-rithm]

That's actually an average to slightly above average record of marital success for a prominent member of the entertainment industry.

Three after Scientology?

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Three after Scientology?

Three in the time frame that Tom Cruise has had them.

 

[commandlinegamer]

Three in the time frame that Tom Cruise has had them.

Yeah, but if we're talking CoS isn't that a billion years?

 

[WildCat]

This will be Tom's 3rd divorce since entering Scientology.

Does he have to split what few thetans he has left with Katie too?

 

[commandlinegamer]

Does he have to split what few thetans he has left with Katie too?

I'm sure all will be made clear in time.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Surely Scientology HQ will issue him a new bride.