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Titanic conspiracy is true

What clinches it for me is how Hollywood, under direct orders from the NWO, came out with The Poseiden Adventure before Titanic and thus leaked the conspiracy to the Icebergian bretheren.



Actually funny piece of trivia... this film was taken on board Titanic as one of the films to be played in the cinema. Because back then cinema was not considered very highly, the cinema was located below decks in the working class areas, and films were only to be shown later at night after first class passengers had gone to bed.

On the night of the sinking The Poseidon Adventure was the film shown, and it was so popular that it was screened again several hours later. The ship hit the iceberg during the film, and even after the evacuation was ordered the audience refused to leave the cinema. This is the actual reason that so many working class passengers perished, compared with first class passengers.

(unlike the "lock em all in" nonsense in James Cameron's film).

-Gumboot
 
OMFGWTFBBQ11111!!!!!!!11!!!!


Morse Code is that language blind people use. Clearly all of the crew of the Titanic were blind, including the lookout, thus explaining why they crashed into an iceberg accelerating at a speed of 60kt/h.

Why would the White Star Line crew their ship entirely with blind men unless they intended for it to sink?

Is it coincidence that insurance on the ship was purchased within two years of its sinking? I think not!

-Gumboot
Clearly, you are wrong here, Gumboot. Blind people use Braille and sign language to communicate. (though I will admit that blind radio operaters use Morse code).

Debunked!!!

You JREFers think you are so smart.
 
Actually funny piece of trivia... this film was taken on board Titanic as one of the films to be played in the cinema. Because back then cinema was not considered very highly, the cinema was located below decks in the working class areas, and films were only to be shown later at night after first class passengers had gone to bed.

On the night of the sinking The Poseidon Adventure was the film shown, and it was so popular that it was screened again several hours later. The ship hit the iceberg during the film, and even after the evacuation was ordered the audience refused to leave the cinema. This is the actual reason that so many working class passengers perished, compared with first class passengers.

(unlike the "lock em all in" nonsense in James Cameron's film).

-Gumboot

Third class passengers were trapped below decks for a long time. This wasn't through any kind of malice, but just a breakdown in communication - the order was never given to take down the barriers. The Stewards at the barriers didn't feel they had the authority to act on their own, with many not aware of the severity of the situation.

It's also worth pointing out that most of those who noticed the collision were in the lower decks - the first class passengers barely felt a bump.
 
Third class passengers were trapped below decks for a long time. This wasn't through any kind of malice, but just a breakdown in communication - the order was never given to take down the barriers. The Stewards at the barriers didn't feel they had the authority to act on their own, with many not aware of the severity of the situation.



Only some of the barriers were locked. The problem was more that the intention was for the lifeboats to be partially filled on the upper decks, then lowered to the 3rd class decks where additional people would be lowered. However for some reason the lifeboats did not stop at the 3rd class decks and were instead lowered into the sea.

Despite this, more 3rd class women survived than 1st class men, and a 3rd class man had twice as likely a chance of surviving as a 2nd class man.

-Gumboot
 
Only some of the barriers were locked. The problem was more that the intention was for the lifeboats to be partially filled on the upper decks, then lowered to the 3rd class decks where additional people would be lowered. However for some reason the lifeboats did not stop at the 3rd class decks and were instead lowered into the sea.

IIRC, the seamen had no lifeboat training, the only scheduled boat drill was cancelled, so they just lowered 'em all the way!

Despite this, more 3rd class women survived than 1st class men, and a 3rd class man had twice as likely a chance of surviving as a 2nd class man.

-Gumboot

The majority of first and second-class women and children survived the sinking but more than half of third-class women and children were lost.

Ah, statistics. So malleable!
 
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Not surprising. With a name like "the poop deck", there was probably a lot of fertilizer available.
Yep!

There was a plethora of nitrogen-fixed material to be had on that fabled deck! You could grow anything especially in the tropical climes of the Bermuda Triangle that the Titanic was plying on that Fateful Night.

The purser's log, later found by dino hunters alongside the jawbone of a fossilized hadrosaur, also confirms the Coconut Captain Conspiracy.

The skipper of the Titanic had just finished bowling a strike on the topside lanes when it happened. The first class passengers had been shaking their palm trees in order to loose the ripe and heavy coconuts. They used the milky fruit in their frolicking game "Frag The Guy Who Nailed The Ship's Nurse By Flingin' Yer Friggin Coconuts At 'im!".

Anyway an errant coconut missed the Gigolo of Passenger Ire and was promptly halted by the skipper's pumpkin head. Afterwards, all he could utter was one phrase:

"Skipper there are some swimmers directly in our path from the other cruise ship..."

Full Speed Ahead!

"Skipper the purser wants to comfort the ship's nurse in his own unique way..."

Full Speed Ahead!

"Skipper we got mouth-breathing GreenPeacers up the kazoo pushing a gigantic iceberg into our path to make us all think the Earth is warming so the Vice President can ground all the airlines and raise the price of horse manure to $3.29/9 a gallon this summer..."

Full Speed Ahead!
 
I dunno--I think hanging out here has damaged me badly. What can I say? I love this thread!
 
Point of interest: people often quote how the TITANIC was meant to be 'unsinkable'.

In actual fact, it was said to be practically unsinkable, and it was used as an advertising ploy.
 
Has anyone explored the possibility that the cargo hold of the Titanic was loaded with weapons and ammo for the NWO?

In the movie version, when the ship starts to go down, you can clearly see squibs blowing out the portholes. The ship went down faster than normal. It's so obvious. Plus, when they discovered it, the ship lay on the bottom in a fairly compact area.

Clearly, the Titanic was scuttled!!!!!
 
Point of interest: people often quote how the TITANIC was meant to be 'unsinkable'.

In actual fact, it was said to be practically unsinkable, and it was used as an advertising ploy.
One word.

Disinfo.

It was unsinkable due to normal conditions, but not from a CD (scuttling).

Watch Loose Planks.
 
Point of interest: people often quote how the TITANIC was meant to be 'unsinkable'.

In actual fact, it was said to be practically unsinkable, and it was used as an advertising ploy.
Oh come on! That's like Liar Silverstein saying "pull it" and then prevaricating us all wiser ones with the notion "Oh but no I like really meant the contingent, dontcha see? Pull this! Hey Murray, you got any more wrappers for these $1000 bills?"
 
The ship went down faster than normal. It's so obvious.



There wasn't enough resistance from the water!!! They expect us to believe a huge liner can sink faster than freefall in waer?!?!? Yeah, right, try again!!
 
There wasn't enough resistance from the water!!! They expect us to believe a huge liner can sink faster than freefall in waer?!?!? Yeah, right, try again!!
Agree.

It nearly fell into it's own bowprint!

I think there were probably deep sea submersibles pre-positioned to plant the debris, human remains, dishes, restaurant menu's, personal belongings, etc.

Seriously, how could the whole ship be destroyed, yet years and years later, a persons passport can be found - still readable and undamaged?

ETA: I suppose it should be "keelprint" rather than "bowprint", no? I'm no shipbuilder. Hopefully, Gravy or someone else can correct me. I'm open to correction. However, it is definitely a CD.
 
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It wasn't thermite that scuttled it, it was space beams. I tested a bowl of ice and a bowl of metal and in the time it took the ice to melt, the metal had barely begun to do so!!!!!11!1 The only way that the steel in the Titanic could have melted is by the use of a high powered energy beam weapon!!!11!!11.
 
It wasn't thermite that scuttled it, it was space beams. I tested a bowl of ice and a bowl of metal and in the time it took the ice to melt, the metal had barely begun to do so!!!!!11!1 The only way that the steel in the Titanic could have melted is by the use of a high powered energy beam weapon!!!11!!11.
I heard that too!!!!11one!1111eleventy!!111

'cept I heard that the beam power was increased by reflecting off the glasses of a dental engineer!!!111one!!11

And besides a lot of the passengers reported colored flashes in the night sky!!! Witch they said was "signal rockets"! Yeah right! Like they had rockets back in 1912!

The NIST said so?!? Uh-huh, what's that stand for?

Narly Ice Sunk Titanic!
 
It wasn't thermite that scuttled it, it was space beams. I tested a bowl of ice and a bowl of metal and in the time it took the ice to melt, the metal had barely begun to do so!!!!!11!1 The only way that the steel in the Titanic could have melted is by the use of a high powered energy beam weapon!!!11!!11.
I once had someone at work pour some molten bismuth out in front of me. As it cooled it started forming into little castle shaped formations similar to the fortifications at Masada.

Obviously Joooooos!!!!!
 

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