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Titanic conspiracy is true

The Titanic was supposed to be blaimed on the Germans, so that the USA would go to war with Germany and conquer Palestine from the Turks. It was all part of the Zionist plot, hatched after Judas betrayed Jesus (yes folks, Zionist plots go waaaaaay back). Unfortunately, some folks survived the "accident" and told their story about "icebergs".

Do a little experiment at home. Take an ice cube and throw it against a car. Does the ice cube damage the car? No. Titanic was an inside job!!!
 
parky76 said:
Do a little experiment at home. Take an ice cube and throw it against a car. Does the ice cube damage the car? No. Titanic was an inside job!!!
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Didn't do much to the sheet metal but did WONDERS to the window. You'll be recieving the bill shortly
 
becomingagodo said:
It like saying a piece of ice could break a sword.
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I decided too test this using my sooper-leet engineerin skillz that I lerned from my reserch on yutube. I tok an old fencing blade and threw ice at it.

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When I wuz dun it wasn't even very cold!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! I coud tuch it no prblm!!!!!

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And there were NO SCRATCHES, NICKS!!!, OR TEARS IN TEH METLE!!!!!

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INSIDE JOB!!!! 4/14/12 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBB!!!!!!!
 
There were reports of icebergs hours ahead of the Titanic actually steaming into the area. Obviously, they had been provided a script, but forgot to report these bergs until after the Titanic had been demolished. An obvious screw-up!
 
Even more..."Titanic" means big. The German word for big is "Gross". Gross is a popular Jewish name. Coincidence? Only in the mind of sheeple.
 
On the released emergency communication tapes, someone says "Pull it".

omgflops.
 
Actual transcript of the bridge conversation abourd the Carpathia:

Radioman: Captain, receiving a wireless message. Titanic has hit an iceberg, requests assistance.

Captain (to engine room): Mr. Andrews, you must make steam as you have never made it before.

Engine room: Should I pull the emergency cord?

Captain: Pull it, at once.

So they made the decision to pull it and they watched the Titanic sink.


ETA: This is the actual transcript, except for the parts I made up (which is pretty much all of it)

ETA II: In actuality, the captain and engineer of the Carpathia deserve credit for saving many lives. They flogged that ship at 120% of design capacity RPMs for four hours to get to the scene. Rivets were flying out of the boilers.
 
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jhunter1163 said:
ETA II: In actuality, the captain and engineer of the Carpathia deserve credit for saving many lives. They flogged that ship at 120% of design capacity RPMs for four hours to get to the scene. Rivets were flying out of the boilers.
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Pffft.... In 1888 the SS Eglin successfully intercepted another stricken craft - the SS Payne Stewart in only 1 hour... why did the Carpathia take so long?

-Gumboot
 
Mojo said:
Whoever heard of an iceberg travelling with speeds of up to 60 knots?
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Apparantly the world's largest jetboats - the South African Navy's Valour class frigates, only have a top speed of 30kt.

60kt (111km/h) is a fair clip even for a powerful ship, let alone a chunk of ice!

-Gumboot
 
kookbreaker said:
I decided too test this using my sooper-leet engineerin skillz that I lerned from my reserch on yutube. I tok an old fencing blade and threw ice at it. INSIDE JOB!!!! 4/14/12 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBB!!!!!!!
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You did all this on A PERSIAN CARPET, dood. Persian = Iranian.

Real smart. Thanks for blowing Ol'meanyjimbob's cover. SAVAK will be coming to YOUR house real soon.
 
FactCheck said:
From the morse code transcript...

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LOL! That's not even words! Who could read this "DIT_DASH" gobbeldygook?

Why didn't they just transmit in words huh? Was the radioman struck dumb by the "iceberg"?!?!
 
FactCheck said:
From the morse code transcript...

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OMFGWTFBBQ11111!!!!!!!11!!!!


Morse Code is that language blind people use. Clearly all of the crew of the Titanic were blind, including the lookout, thus explaining why they crashed into an iceberg accelerating at a speed of 60kt/h.

Why would the White Star Line crew their ship entirely with blind men unless they intended for it to sink?

Is it coincidence that insurance on the ship was purchased within two years of its sinking? I think not!

-Gumboot
 
gumboot said:
Is it coincidence that insurance on the ship was purchased within two years of its sinking? I think not!

-Gumboot
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Yeah! I mentioned that on ScrewTitanicLiars.Blogpot and some "debonker" tried to give me some line about a "Maiden Voyage"!! Like there were only young girls on the ship or something!!!!11!! LOLed!!!!
 
Horatius said:
Yeah! I mentioned that on ScrewTitanicLiars.Blogpot and some "debonker" tried to give me some line about a "Maiden Voyage"!! Like there were only young girls on the ship or something!!!!11!! LOLed!!!!
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If you saw the James Cameron documentary, you would know that they may have started out maidens, but Jack made sure they didn't stay that way!
 
What clinches it for me is how Hollywood, under direct orders from the NWO, came out with The Poseiden Adventure before Titanic and thus leaked the conspiracy to the Icebergian bretheren.

Lurker
 
ConspiRaider said:
Hell, all the first class passengers had palm trees named after them - that were growing like gangbusters on the poop deck!
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Not surprising. With a name like "the poop deck", there was probably a lot of fertilizer available.
 
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