Things You'll Never Hear a 9/11 CTist Say...

[ConspiRaider]

"Yeah okay I'm embarrassed, but it could happen to anyone, no? I mean I'd just come from a Star Trek convention where I'd bought a plastic Phaser Number 2. Then I get home and I suddenly remember that the paperboy looks just like Luke Skywalker (and he's so polite, always calls me Ms. Judy Wood, Engineeress). So naturally that night when I'm thinking about how Our Evil Gubment did 9/11 - BINGO! Particle Beam Weapon! You can understand, right? Right? Hello? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

 

[Trigood]

I get more of my information on 9/11 from books and/or newspaper articles than from the Internet.

I love Beethoven, Mozart, and Verdi.*

*I'm convinced anyone who loves great music could not truly be that nutty. But then, maybe I'm wrong.

 

[Brainster]

I get more of my information on 9/11 from books and/or newspaper articles than from the Internet.

I love Beethoven, Mozart, and Verdi.*[/SIZE]

Webster Tarpley has classical music for his bumpers on RBN. Beats the heck out of Jason Bermas' rap music and Uncle Fetzer's Beatles.

 

[PerryLogan]

The music in Alex Jones's videos always sounds like paint drying.

 

[TellyKNeasuss]

"Fires in buildings can grow larger."

"The heat from a fire can spread around the entire room."

"Firemen shouldn't risk their lives by going into vacant buildings that are in danger of collapsing."

 

[stateofgrace]

Yes you are correct thermite does not burn at an angle.

Gee I never saw it that way but now you mention it I guess that cut could have been made by a gas axe after all.

 

[Bell]

I'm going to reply to all of your posts.

It's a horrible thing to say the USG murdered 3000 citizens.

 

[Minadin]

"Here's the calculations I made to support my version of events. Please let me know if you spot any errors in my math so that I can correct them immediately and adjust accordingly."

 

[PerryLogan]

"It's bad for your karma to spread false rumors."

"I've decided to stop calling everyone sheeple, shills, Nazis, and scum for a whole day. I feel better already!"

"If the U.S. really is so incredibly and horribly messed up, I should just leave the country."

"I'm going to stop watching The Matrix for a while."

"The government didn't do it. That feels good to say."

"I'm no smarter than anyone, am I?"

"The voices have stopped."

 

[Architect]

"Here's the calculations I made to support my version of events. Please let me know if you spot any errors in my math so that I can correct them immediately and adjust accordingly."

But add:


I've shown it to a couple of structural engineers I know just to confirm that they're ok.

 

[PerryLogan]

"I'm sick of watching 'Terror Storm' over and over again, just to boost the numbers."

"You mean...John Kerry didn't risk his life in Viet Nam so that Alex Jones could call him a traitor? Far out."

 

[Axiom_Blade]

"Well, it's not the end of the world."

"Satanism is just something Anton LaVey made up in the sixties."

"No, I don't see any connection there at all."

 

[Bell]

SQUIBS?!!

 

[Kiwiwriter]

How about....

"You know, I just realized...the reason I can't get any supporters besides losers and psychos isn't because of any government conspiracy to wreck my life...it's because my ideas are so stupid, my behavior is so bizarre, I haven't bathed in years, and I have no education or credibility. I think I'll start taking night classes at the community college, get a real job, move out of my parents' basement, and put aside this nonsense so I can improve my own life."

 

[PerryLogan]

"I'm gonna put my bullhorn where the sun don't shine."

 

[uk_dave]

"I'm gonna put my bullhorn where the sun don't shine."

AJ may not have said it....but we know he did it!

 

[Oliver]

I´m an Idiot because i banned myself, the boss and the rest of the forum.

 

[PerryLogan]

"I haven't called anyone a sheeple or a shill in a week. I feel so much better!"

 

[uk_dave]

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/imagehosting/11107454cd1d06de9b.gif

Do we really believe that was just an 'accident'?

I mean, the timing was strange, coming just as the chief LC Pentagon Researcher was handing it to the Elite Pentagon Research team.

And...and when I tried to log on...ummmm not that I have an account there, but I got a login page where everything .... I mean EVERYTHING was locked down, including the function to retrieve a lost password and to create a new account.

And didn't avery in a speech he made on august 35th 1994 say "I think there WILL come a time when you will say you want to date me".

Isn't there another meaning in that statement?

Can anyone tell me what it is?

oooooooops wrong thread....I wanted the 'debating troofers too long' thread.... bugger

 

[Oliver]

Do we really believe that was just an 'accident'? *snip*

Well, to answer your question in terms of the thread:

Yes, i believe we troofers are that dumb.