Things You'll Never Hear a 9/11 CTist Say...

[Quad4_72]

"Believing 9/11 was a conspiracy is ridiculous and will never get me anywhere in life. I have embarrassed myself, my family, and everyone else who is close to me. I am ashamed that I have disrespected the graves of everyone who died that day. I retract everything that I have claimed as I know that I do not have factual evidence to back up any of it. I apologize to everyone who I have wrongfully accused of murder, treason, and conspiracy. Finally, I apologize to the families of those who died on 9/11. Those are the ones who I have disrespected most of all. By presenting material and information in such a deceitful and incorrect manner, I have completely mislead the families of 9/11 into believing that someone other than terrorists were responsible for 9/11. I have made their recovery for their loss much harder than it already was. For all of this I apologize, and desperately ask for forgiveness." -CT

 

[Trigood]

"Believing 9/11 was a conspiracy is ridiculous and will never get me anywhere in life. I have embarrassed myself, my family, and everyone else who is close to me. I am ashamed that I have disrespected the graves of everyone who died that day. I retract everything that I have claimed as I know that I do not have factual evidence to back up any of it. I apologize to everyone who I have wrongfully accused of murder, treason, and conspiracy. Finally, I apologize to the families of those who died on 9/11. Those are the ones who I have disrespected most of all. By presenting material and information in such a deceitful and incorrect manner, I have completely mislead [sic: misled] the families of 9/11 into believing that someone other than terrorists were responsible for 9/11. I have made their recovery for their loss much harder than it already was. For all of this I apologize, and desperately ask for forgiveness." -CT

Well put.
But of course, I had to fix that typo, which is one of the MOST ANNOYING TYPOS EVER!!!!! (imho ) (because people are spelling like they pronounce... they pronounce "led" and "lead" (the soft metal) the same, therefore, they spell them the same...NO NO NO NO NO!!) (again, sorry )

But again, very well put!!!

 

[Trigood]

(In penance for my typo correction )

"I just got a life, so I won't be posting on LC any longer. (I never knew girls were so soft and curvey.)"

This is very funny.

How about:

"I just finished reading a couple books about 9/11 by non-CTs, including 102 Minutes and Report from Ground Zero, and gee, I guess that, on 9/11, those fire commanders were doing their job right, in very difficult and confusing circumstances."

"I guess differing and confllicting witness reports are normal in any developing emergency situation, especially one on the scale of 9/11."

"Every time I hear a new witness account about 9/11, it contradicts my pet CT. Maybe I should reconsider my beliefs."

"No one's ever showed me a video of the south side of WTC7 collapsing, so maybe I don't have the whole story after all."

 

[mortimer]

Dude, it's too early in the day for bong hits.

 

[Quad4_72]

Well put.
But of course, I had to fix that typo, which is one of the MOST ANNOYING TYPOS EVER!!!!! (imho ) (because people are spelling like they pronounce... they pronounce "led" and "lead" (the soft metal) the same, therefore, they spell them the same...NO NO NO NO NO!!) (again, sorry )

But again, very well put!!!

Haha. My apologies on the typo. Typos are things that you will rarely see out of me. Thanks for the correction though!

 

[PerryLogan]

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

 

[Darth Rotor]

You'll Never Hear a 9/11 CTist Say . . .

"I admit that I use my left hand now, since my right hand has carpel tunnel syndrome."

"Yes, Abby is smart and beautiful."

"Captain Burlingame was not part of a conspiracy based on a 1996 Mass Casualty exercise. He was an airline pilot who ended up in a bad situation that 30 years of failed airline hijacking policy created, and that the hijackers exploited."

DR

 

[uk_dave]

"Oh it was just gas"

Flatulence leads US jet to divert

An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches.

The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches, Nashville airport authorities said.

All 99 passengers and five crew left the plane while it was searched.

The woman was questioned by the FBI but released without charge and allowed to board another American Airlines flight.

"It was determined that she was trying to conceal body odour," said Lynne Lowrance of the Nashville Airport Authority.

She had "no malicious intent but had struck matches which is against [Transport Security Administration] rules," Ms Lowrance said.

The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.

She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.

The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6213644.stm

ok so it's not necessarily unique to woowoos.... but I thought it was funny and couldn't think of anywhere else to post it.

 

[TellyKNeasuss]

"I might not remember exactly what I watched on TV 16 years ago."

 

[332nd]

"Oh it was just gas"



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6213644.stm

ok so it's not necessarily unique to woowoos.... but I thought it was funny and couldn't think of anywhere else to post it.

Bask in the ambiance fellow travelers. Bask in the ambiance.

 

[A W Smith]

what a CTer will never be overheard saying

"Thats about the right amount of plane wreckage"
"The smoke color is what I would have expected from a plane crash or hot fire"
' I am waiting for peer review before I publish my paper'
'I am interested in all theories'
"May i see those documents you are holding Abby?"
(FROM ALEX JONES) "OK your turn to speak"
'lets all meet at the firehouse'
"proceeds will go directly to the 911 victims families"
"lets place wreathes on the graves of those from flight 93"

 

[NickUK]

"May I introduce my girlfriend?"

 

[Bell]

Jezus Christ! Can you all please stop harrassing the victims?

 

[Trigood]

Haha. My apologies on the typo. Typos are things that you will rarely see out of me. Thanks for the correction though!

Sorry, I got a bit carried away, I guess... ... especially since you're new here, which of course I didn't notice as I was madly typing away. (That is one word that really gets to me for some reason - I even posted about it a few weeks ago on the "things that annoy you" thread in the Community section -- so it's not you, it's my issue with that one word.)

So, welcome, Quad!!! Once again, sorry for getting so het up, and thanks for taking it so graciously.

Tri

 

[pvt1863]

"The scientific method is very important to me."

"I value my intellectual integrity."

"Let's not jump to conclusions."

"You're right, a supposedly conservative calculation that says the fire could not have been hotter than 250 degrees C does fail the common sense test."

"I really like Jewsh people."

"Peer-reviewed articles are more important than a witty phrase on a snappy T-shirt."

"I know what a dimensionless analysis is, and I understand why one must be employed when making comparisons between events at different scales."

"A burning tower that had just been struck by a large airliner is a very complex system and cannot be modeled and/or analyzed without the aid of very powerful computer program. Even then there will be many uncertainties and the event may never be fully understood."

"Most of our perceptions about collisions and energy/momentun transfer come from experiences that were on an entirely different scale than those present on 9/11. Therefore, most (if not all) off-the-cuff claims about what should have happened are probably wrong."

"Don't ask me what should have happened. You should ask an engineer."

"There's a first for everything."

 

[delphi_ote]

I guess arguing about the physics of a light pole falling on a taxi cab really does seem pointless now that I think about it.

 

[pagan]

Well, we will never NEVER say:

That the events of 9/11 was done by 19 Arab coke heads equipped with boxcutters directed by a kidney patient from a cave in Afghanistan.

I guess we are just not naive enough for such silly fairy tales. A truly sceptical mind cannot accept Dubbya's version after all the lies.

I'll bet the goat story was much better or at least more believable.

 

[chipmunk stew]

Well, we will never NEVER say:

That the events of 9/11 was done by 19 Arab coke heads equipped with boxcutters directed by a kidney patient from a cave in Afghanistan.

I guess we are just not naive enough for such silly fairy tales. A truly sceptical mind cannot accept Dubbya's version after all the lies.

I'll bet the goat story was much better or at least more believable.

More that we'll never hear you say:

"The only time Osama Bin Laden spent in a cave was during his evasion of US troops following 9/11."

"The official account of 9/11 is based on a convergence of many streams of investigation conducted by thousands of individuals who have no direct connection to the Bush administration."

"I have read and am familiar with a great deal of the end results of these investigations and understand how they reached their conclusions."

"I have familiarized myself with many of the individuals involved in these investigations and understand their methodologies and their reputations among their peers and professionals in related fields."

 

[Oliver]

Well, we will never NEVER say:

That the events of 9/11 was done by 19 Arab coke heads equipped with boxcutters directed by a kidney patient from a cave in Afghanistan.

I guess we are just not naive enough for such silly fairy tales. A truly sceptical mind cannot accept Dubbya's version after all the lies.

I'll bet the goat story was much better or at least more believable.

Things You'll Never Hear a 9/11 CTist Say...

"My very first post at JREF was crap! I apologize."

 

[PerryLogan]

You'll have to forgive me. I have no idea how stupid I am.

The landslide victory by the Democrats conclusively proves that people aren't waking up. What was I thinking?